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Crime Flies When You're Having Fun, Episode 38 by bottlecapmermaid, IncurableNecromantic
Fandoms: Original Work, Blutrunst - Fandom, Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon & Comics)
06 Nov 2025
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What could drive an ordinary ex-police officer to mutilate a family pet and attempt the murder of a harmless, elderly recluse? On a cold November night in 2014, one man's delusions set the stage for a hideous assault that breaks the bounds of credulity—and indeed, sanity itself.
This week, your favorite true crime podcast takes on a very Halloweeny B&E and attempted murder most foul.
Does the dog die? No.
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Ten-year anniversary podfic for Blutrunst.
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On the Eroticism of Death in Eldar Art, by an Esteemed and Learned Scholar of the Blessed Isle of Númenor by bottlecapmermaid
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 Aug 2025
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A treatise on certain traditions in Elvish art. From a scroll in the Library of Imladris. It is black ink on the flesh side of fine parchment, in the Humanist hand of an accomplished academic scribe of the tradition of the Men of Númenor.
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The Ghost-Apple Tree by bottlecapmermaid
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Aug 2024
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Fixing up a decaying house in the woods is the same as addressing your problems.
(sxx is haunted)
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Extraneous Impulses by bottlecapmermaid
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Nov 2023
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A selection of extra, re-written, or cut scenes from On the Senseless Movements of Animals.
Here are several things that did not happen, but could have.
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- Part 2 of would that be fucked up or what
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On the Senseless Movements of Animals by bottlecapmermaid for Eussoros
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Mar 2022
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I'm going to tell you about the questionable-bdsm-practices au I've just come up with. Obviously things like "ethics" and "realism" are not relevant here because that's not what I am about, aesthetically. This is, naturally, about if there were two guys in masks would that be fucked up or what?
And I am here to make sure that it would, yes.
what if Book 4 Xie Lian and Wuming got to stay together. forever.
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- Part 1 of would that be fucked up or what
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would that be fucked up or what by bottlecapmermaid
Fandom 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Nov 2023
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On Reflections by bottlecapmermaid
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Nov 2020
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Cataractae by bottlecapmermaid
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 May 2020
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Mall of Mandos by Sath
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
14 Apr 2015
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After Fëanor is felled in sort-of-battle with Morgoth, Maedhros must take up the cause of revenge, unto even the far ends of the mall.
Bookmarked by bottlecapmermaid
02 Feb 2026
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An abridged collection of status reports dated Jan 2020 through July 2020.
Bookmarked by bottlecapmermaid
15 Jan 2026
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The Judgment of Mandos by AnnaRobots
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
24 Aug 2025
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“And that was the first time Námo realized—because up until this point there had been so few Elves in the Halls, they never even crossed each other’s paths—the fëar of dead Elves could be real perverts.”
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- Part 1 of The Halls of Mandos
Bookmarked by bottlecapmermaid
14 Jan 2026
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Things I Have Learned So Far About Boston by MimiHylea for Nemainofthewater
Fandoms: Original Work
06 Dec 2025
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A transported fantasy adventurer's notes on our modern world.
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- English
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by bottlecapmermaid
13 Jan 2026
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A Smattering of Eldarin Unwellness [Silm Stockings 2025] by LeetheVix for StarShadeEmily, timelessutterances, Melesta, gerardway, queerofthedagger, Angamaite, frenchwendybirds
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
08 Jan 2026
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1. Mona
Fingolfin/Maedhros, E, 4.5K
A post-rescue Nelyafinwë has yet to regain use of language, but his body is already stirring, touch-starved and atavistic. (Very bad decisions ensue.)2. Balls
Gen, T, 1.2K
Atarincë helps sack Alqualondë and all he gets is this damned splinter. A treatise on violence real and imagined.3. Worm
Amrod/Amras, E, 3.1K
Now that Telvo is riddled with burns, Ambarussa are finally starkly, violently distinct. This arouses Pityo greatly; in disturbing and unkind ways.4. Melesta
Fingon/Aegnor (Gen-ish), M, 1.6K
Gûrsh the misfortunate Orc is, alas, killed. By two absolutely horrifying, nightmareish beings.5. Angamaite
Amrod/Celegorm (one-sided), M, 3.5K
Tyelcormo needs Telvo to support him - in pressuring Nelyafinwë to join a Siege on Angband. He... stokes loyalty.6. Wendy
FëaÑolvo, M, 2.4K
Arafinwë asks Fëanáro, Ñolofinwë's on-and-off familial acquaintance with benefits, to do something about his reembodied drinking habits.7. Emily
Fingolfin/Lalwen, M, 1.9K
Repurposing patriarchal discourse, Lalwen emotionally coerces her brother into a sexual relationship.- Language:
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Bookmarked by bottlecapmermaid
06 Jan 2026