blindmadness
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maddening, heavy, sweet by blindmadness for magisterequitum
Fandoms: Hathaways Series - Lisa Kleypas
24 Dec 2024
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A post-canon interlude, in which Poppy learns she does indeed like making love in chairs.
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the essential addition by blindmadness for magisterequitum
Fandoms: Wallflower Series - Lisa Kleypas
17 Dec 2024
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Lillian never actually expected the perfume to be magic, but she has no other explanation for the effect it has on the man least likely to be her soul's other half. (A soulmate AU.)
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well, i sure like the way you're looking at me by blindmadness
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
03 Aug 2022
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Nandor lights up then, his eyes wide and his smile fierce, taking a single eager stride forward. “Yes,” he says, so fervently enthusiastic that Guillermo’s breath catches in his throat. He’s used to Nandor by now, and painfully aware of how often his flaws outweigh his virtues, but there are times when he can’t help but be struck by him all over again. “You get it. The heat of battle. The way the rest of the world falls away and leaves only you and what you can do. The strength of your arm and the power of your sword. It grounds you. It makes you whole. Nothing else matters.”
After the fight at the Night Market, Nandor and Guillermo... talk.
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the sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead by blindmadness
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
26 Jul 2022
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“Hey,” Riley whines at his side, “what the hell, man? What was that all about? You’re making me look bad! Laszlo and Nadja are going to think—”
“Shut up,” Guillermo hisses, whirling to glare at Riley hard enough that he does, instantly. “You may not take this seriously, but I do. I take it more seriously than I’ve ever taken anything in my life. And you’re not going to fuck it up for me, okay?”
Or: how Guillermo de la Cruz turned an invitation to what was definitely not a weird sex party into a job interview.
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keep your soul like a secret in your throat by blindmadness
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
19 Jul 2022
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“Aren’t you?” Nandor echoes, low and slow, turning the words into something far more serious than Guillermo had intended. “Is that what you desire, Guillermo? To be in control?”
Guillermo feels his mouth go dry. He has absolutely no idea how to respond.
And then, with an exaggerated little swish of his robe’s cape, Nandor is striding forward and kneeling before the throne, and Guillermo’s thoughts grind to a complete and utter halt.
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Stede and Ed reunite, and come back together.
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Crossover and AU Adventures by blindmadness
Fandom Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Galavant (TV), High School Musical (Movies), Outlander & Related Fandoms, Outlander Series - Diana Gabaldon, Parasol Protectorate - Gail Carriger, Parks and Recreation, Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater, The Custard Protocol Series - Gail Carriger
02 Apr 2017
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I made a list of all of the books I read and movies I watched last year, then asked friends to prompt me with a fandom and a number; I found said number on one of the lists and wrote the subsequent crossover/AU. It has been an adventure!
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Jim is sick of living within the confines of the movie and wants to leave for another one with more gay sex, or, heck, maybe the real 1970s. Bart's game, in principle, but he's not sure that they're still in the same movie anymore in the first place.
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07 Sep 2025
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Unfamiliar Skies by spaceisgay (ChancellorGriffin) for kataurah
Fandoms: His Dark Materials (TV)
10 Jan 2021
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Lee Scoresby and the shaman Jopari get to know each other a little better during a long night flight.
. . . or, Alexander Hamilton and the priest from "Fleabag" walk into a balloon, and I suddenly discover a totally unexpected new Hot Dad ship.
(Takes place during s2e6, "Malice," though obviously with some creative license. Also riffs on that great Scoresby/Coulter scene, which inspired some headcanons about Lee's past and childhood which are alluded to here. Also full of my own headcanons about how sexytimes work when daemons are involved. I haven't read the books in like 15 years so don't yell at me if I missed something, this is very much Show Fic and not Book Fic.)
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01 May 2021
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United States v. Barnes, 617 F. Supp. 2d 143 (D.D.C. 2015) by fallingvoices, radialarch
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
29 Sep 2014
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The Associated Press @AP
Winter Soldier set to stand trial for Washington D.C. massacre and treason apne.ws/1og6SWE- Language:
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27 Mar 2019
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"They don’t build a treehouse."
There is no cure; David cannot leave the island, and Snow stays behind with him when the others leave. [Snowing, Davey Jones, Charming family feels, implied Captain Swan]
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01 Nov 2015
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The magicians, working their way over well-worn grooves from a place made for leaving to a place made for staying, one first kiss at a time. Because for people who reuse time close and far is like already happened and not happened yet, and eventually they’ll get it right.
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09 Feb 2015