blindbatalex
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Ah, I thought, having to confront at Mr Wooster’s utterance the very description I had taken pains to avoid dwelling on. Mr Wooster had regular nightmares featuring his aunt as a three-headed dragon and in these dreams I was his knight (in shining armour).
Or, when a rummy dream-sharing epidemic sweeps across the United Kingdom, Bertie and Jeeves learn more about one another dreams than they may have cared for.
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“I was going to enquire, sir, whether you had any special requests as regards the bedroom tonight but the point is a moot one, it seems.” To little surprise, Mr Wooster’s spine straightened itself from the moment the words ‘special request’ left my lips; his eyes bulged and his mouth fell to the vicinity of his chest. Appearing not to have noticed, I continued, “I shall be back with your brandy and soda presently, sir.”
(set in the same verse as nothing to forgive but can 100% be read on its own)
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- Part 2 of Jeeves and the Matter of Love
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nothing to forgive by blindbatalex for maomango_scribble
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990), Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
27 Jan 2026
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The Wooster palms sweated and the Wooster heart thumped anxiously within the breast.
“Er, Jeeves?”
Indeed, the Wooster lips had uttered the question not unlike a sheep doing its best to remain brave as it raised the alarm about an imminent wolf attack.
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- Part 1 of Jeeves and the Matter of Love
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the startled sound a cat makes when roused without warning from sleep by blindbatalex
Fandoms: The Terror (TV 2018)
01 Jan 2026
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Now there were only ten minutes to midnight. He would see the new year, as pointless an exercise as it was, then turn in for the night. He would–
Answer the door? he thought wildly, for before he could complete his initial thought, its bell had indeed started to ring – and with extraordinary urgency at that.
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“Mind if I join?”
James. Francis closes his eyes and decides that his friend is wearing his dress uniform; epaulettes a bright golden contrast against the winter skies beyond, ginger hair lustrous, cheeks rosy with the cold and with life. His eyes are piercing as always, and Francis remembers still the precise shape of his smile.
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Jeeves and the Matter of Love by blindbatalex
Fandom Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990), Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
10 Feb 2026
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Out of order snippets from a relationship
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A modern AU in which James and Francis are two barristers who keep butting heads in court and who happen to live across from one another. Installments follow a chronological order, but by and large, can be read by themselves.
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“I’ve always found Christmas to be a rather romantic time. Wouldn’t you agree, Jeeves?” I said to my man.
“The season does have its particular charms, sir,” Jeeves replied.
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In which Jeeves and Bertie pass a fateful Christmas at Skeldings Hall, the home of one Bobbie Wickham, and find themselves spending quite a bit of time under the mistletoe.
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13 Jan 2026
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Jeeves and the Knot in the Tie of Time by WyvernQuill for surgicalstainless
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
24 Dec 2025
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“I am trapped in a time loop, sir,” confessed Jeeves, at long last.
“Ah, these things are sent to try us,” said I.Or: In which time develops a knot, a valet does not know how to unravel it, and a young master suggests a household remedy from tales of old.
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06 Jan 2026
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Jeeves and the Thorny Hedge by FromTheMouthofKings
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
05 Jun 2024
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While Bertie is well used to fielding the odd scandal and disappointing his aunts (including in the matrimonial department), Jeeves has always kept his unfailingly upright professional life and his queerer personal life strictly separated. When Bertie’s old flame comes to stay in the Metrop. at the same time that Aunt Agatha has decided that Bertie will help her host a seance, two separate worlds stand ready to collide.
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- Part 1 of Jeeves Parts the Veil
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02 Dec 2025
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Bertie explains his, ah, relationship with Jeeves to Aunt Dahlia. She isn't sure the pair is exactly equally matched. (It's a happy ending, don't worry about it.)
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30 Nov 2025
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An overheard conversation changes everything. Histories, mysteries, romance, and a dive or two into the soup.
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28 Nov 2025