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  1. Public Bookmark 84

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    “‘Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions’,” Angel intoned. “‘It is the opium of the people’.”

    Valentino perked up, craning over Angel’s shoulder to peer at the page. “Opium?”

    Vox almost screamed. “NO. No opium. There is no opium. Angel, go home.

    Angel snickered, shutting the book. “Alright, big boss. See ya tomorrow, Val.” He gave Val a lingering kiss before hopping to his feet and sauntering out.

    As soon as the door clicked shut, Vox whirled on Val. “I spent all day trapped in my office, filling out anger management worksheets with the princess of Hell, and you’re down here letting that whore read you Marxist bedtime stories?!”

    Or: Charlie unionizes Voxtek, the fic.

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    30 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 86

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    Exasperated, Val set the mint plant down with a dull thunk of terracotta. Alastor’s eyes darted to it covetously, but he didn’t move. “Having shared custody of that prick over there makes us in-laws or something, I don’t know. And I can be nice. Look at me, trying so hard to be nice, and you’re hurting my feelings.” As he spoke, he dangled the trowel from one limp wrist like a faggot.

    “Your feelings,” Alastor said dubiously.

    “Yes, my feelings, because unlike some other macho cabrónes in this room, I’m in touch with my inner joy and whimsy.”

    “Good lord. Give me the fucking spade.”

    Or: Alastor and Valentino bond over shared hobbies, Vox is an iPad baby, and maybe there's something to this "relationship" thing after all.

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    30 Nov 2025

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    “What the fuck,” Velvette says, stomping forward, “is wrong with you, Vee?!”

    “What’s wrong with you?!” he demands right back. “If it weren’t for you two, we’d be drinking margaritas up in Heaven right now!”

    “Oh, sure,” she says, rolling her eyes so hard he’s shocked they don’t pop right out of her doll head. “And would that be before or after you killed us all with that nuke?!”

    Or: The Vees, after the battle.

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    25 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    They have an Overlord meeting in twenty minutes, and it’s just the two of them and the shadow roaming the walls, smile like a mirror of Al’s except it’s is white.

    Alastor lets out what can only be described as a snarl of static feedback through his teeth. He looks tired. Not in a ‘used too much power and needs to recharge’ way, but just… weary?

    Vox pauses, really looks at him. Traces the barest slump to the radio demon’s shoulders.

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    22 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    “Mon cher,” Alastor murmurs, barbarous and soft, when the cords fall away. He spreads his legs a little, making space. “My little jester, my venaison.

    (an interlude, post 2x04)

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