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“No!” Sank’s usual playful attitude was beginning to gain an edge. “I mean, yes, all of those things are true. But when the tourists go home, the most important things they leave behind are big empty houses.”
“Oh.” Eloise stopped twirling her pencil. “So you made a deal with one of the tourist families to use their house while they’re away?”
“Something like that.” He was grinning again. “I figured that it’s better to ask for forgiveness than permission.”Or: when the tourists are away, the locals will play
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what is in a name? (besides a bunch of letters and syllables, that is) by birdlord5000
Fandoms: Young Justice (Comics), DCU (Comics)
15 Nov 2025
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"Forget whatever we were originally gonna do tonight," Cassie said, dropping several plastic bags loaded with Thai food and a 12-pack of beer onto the kitchen counter. "I'm recruiting you all to help me find a new hero name."
(or, the members of YJ do some rebranding)
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It didn't want to lose Resolute Welkin when she returned to rejoin Wakeful, but it wanted to understand why she would consent to be subsumed. It wanted to follow her wherever she went, even if that place had no room for a person like itself.
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the heat's about to break by birdlord5000
Fandoms: Interstitial: Our Hearts Intertwined (Roleplaying Game)
10 Jun 2024
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"I hate this fucking car."
Shoka collapsed dramatically at the picnic table, sending little plastic beads skittering across the surface and onto the ground.
"Dude," Audrey said. She put down her half-finished bead lizard and tried to corral some stray beads. "It’s just a summer camp. Will you relax?"(or, Audrey meets some kindred spirits)
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if you really wanna leave, I'll never make you stay by hornyonside (birdlord5000)
Fandoms: Friends at the Table (Podcast)
13 May 2024
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Brnine, angry, hurt, and immensely pissed off at Gucci, isn't about to let Jesset sleep on the couch after movie night
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what if the beach episode was also a bottle episode and also a hyperbolic time chamber
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09 Feb 2026
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when the second sun arrives by redlightofkryptonite (redlightofdawn)
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Superboy (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
08 Jan 2026
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Given everything, it was actually surprising no-one had foreseen it or something like it.
Like, in hindsight? It was really obvious something like that would be likely to happen.
As it were, the day Tim surprised Kon with a newly-purchased apartment and a request to move in with him and, immediately upon saying yes, Kon developed a fever, well.
It was all a bit of a clusterfuck.
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- Part 2 of as long as you'll be my friend at the end
- Part 8 of Oh No, Not Another Kryptonians With Dynamics AU!
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09 Jan 2026
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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26 Dec 2025
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In re K.E. (or, No Shortage Of Blood) by a17tabris
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Young Justice (Comics), Superman (Comics), Batman (Comics)
19 Nov 2025
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The long-awaited court ruling in the custody dispute between Superboy’s three alleged fathers and/or daddies: Lex Luthor, Superman, and the mysterious Alvin Draper.
Yes, I have chosen to write this entirely in the form of a judicial opinion, and no, it is not legal advice.
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13 Dec 2025
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fireflies by mintchocochips
Fandoms: Young Justice (Comics), Teen Titans (Comics), DCU (Comics)
30 Jun 2025
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She didn’t miss being a superhero, necessarily. She felt very ambivalent about the whole thing. It had been something her mother had chosen, not her, and she didn’t regret leaving when she did. If she couldn’t trust herself to act in the field, she shouldn’t be putting herself in the field. She was still doing archery, just not in the field. And acting was fun. And it was kind of cool to just be a teenager with some really, really weird friends.
Cissie brought her best friend Cassie to her school, and Cassie's started dating Kon, and Cissie is trying to work through the one-two gut punch of nostalgia and jealousy this is causing for absolutely no reason.
Cassie's totally following Cissie's lead when it comes to being a famous high school student; she's got this handled. (Spoilers: she probably does not, indeed, have this handled.)
Alternatively: Cassie and Cissie might both be oblivious to the Girl Best Friends situation they've got going on.Bookmarked by birdlord5000
12 Dec 2025