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    Much to Shane's dismay, Shane and Ilya accept their first ever joint brand deal as a married couple. Ilya watches his husband transform completely during their photoshoot and starts to learn about the world of models and posing that Shane has been immersed in all these years, struggling between being concerned about what this world of people want from his husband, and turned on that Shane seems so oblivious to how desirable he truly is. So maybe, just maybe, it's time Shane learns.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    Troy Barrett asks Ilya Rozanov for Shane Hollander’s number.

    Ilya handles it very professionally.

    By which he means: not at all.

    A fic about secret boyfriends, possessive Russians, and the unfortunate moment your teammate realizes you’re in love with your rival.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    By the time Shane washes his face, brushes his teeth and packs, there's no time to change. So he's stuck wearing the sweatshirt to the airport while mentally being grateful that it's not a tight neon t-shirt that shows the two barbells poking through both his nipples.

    Let this be a lesson. Never look at pictures of your situationship with his tongue down beautiful women's throats and go on a jealousy tirade to live a wild night in a city like Las Vegas.
     

    Or, Shane gets accidental nipple piercings and Ilya misunderstands.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    Shane learns that wearing his glasses is a surefire way to get his husbands attention. A plan ensues.

    So he employs a strategy.

    It’s logical. It makes sense. He’s been thinking about it for a while now. He knows Ilya likes his glasses. Every single time he puts them on, his husband abandons whatever he’s doing to come kiss him senseless.

    They’re technically just for reading, but… they don’t have to be.

    They can be for other things, Shane decides. If he wants them to be.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    “Rozanov, back up.”

    “Backing up,” Ilya said evenly, “But if he touches my husband again I will explore violence.”

    The reporter cleared her throat. "Thoughts on playing against Montreal again?"

    "They did not deserve Shane’s leadership." Ilya paused. "Certainly did not deserve his jawline."

    Shane exhaled, resigned. "You are sitting next to me for a reason.”

    “Yes,” Ilya agreed solemnly. “Leash.”

    @DownBadInOttawa
    There are FOSSILS less down than Rozanov. He is WHIPPED and PROUD of it.

    @MontrealDefenseSquad
    we are getting destroyed by a guy who just publicly admitted his husband controls him. this is the worst timeline.

    When Ottawa faces Montreal again, Shane keeps it professional. Ilya absolutely does not.

    Featuring: one infamous Hollanov Wikipedia page, a professional athlete with a marriage kink, and a fanbase losing its mind.

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