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28 Jan 2026
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“You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”
“I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”
“Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”
Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.
That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.
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An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.
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22 Aug 2025
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The best spamtenna fic, absolutely nothing surpasses it
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In a quiet corner of Waterfall, Spamton G. Spamton presents his dear partner with a homemade invention-one that'll forever change their sex life.
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There weren’t many things that could rattle Spamton. He usually kept a cool, level-headed exterior, radiating confidence—it was part of his charm, after all. Yet, for some inexplicable reason, Tenna had the power to unravel him completely.
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A Big Shot-Era Spamtenna wedding short ficBookmarked by bimboburger
15 Nov 2025
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Tonight, he's decided to do something about it. He can't dance around this issue without at least acting on the stuff that's relatively easy. The carnal part of it. Get Tenna in bed with him. See where it goes from there. Maybe it'll even quiet down those clenches in his chest if he gets some nice, private TV Time. The first hurdle though, is getting an actual true workaholic to put down his stupid overtime paperwork and pay attention to his co-star.
What is a big shot to do when he's finally gathered the courage to make a move on his business partner, but the man is making him work for it? Well, he's gonna play his cards right and maybe even learn a little something about himself in the process. No promises on that last part.
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21 Oct 2025