2 Works by bigboybugboy
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Sam in relatively early days (?) of the freelance police is thinking about dating. and brings it up to his friend, Max doesn't think he needs anyone else and offers his services, it's also just a fun excuse for him to pretty up.
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I think Sam & Max smut needs to be sillier!!! needs to match the writing style or what's the point?????
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You leaned on the counter airlily looking up at the menu as if you hadn’t seen it a million times before. Swatch fought back a smile and decided to play along.
“Welcome to the Colour Cafe, Let us warm your day. What would you like to order, dear stranger? ” Their voice was soft and comforting as they greeted in their characteristic phrase almost breaking through their customer service persona, almost.
“Hmm…” You tapped your chin thoughtfully.
“The ‘Butler Juice’ seems quite… intriguing, What’s in it?”--
You go into the backroom and fuck Swatch in a freezer idk what u want from me