bedmintarchaeologist
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aren't we bells? by bedmintarchaeologist
Fandoms: Brand New (Band), Taking Back Sunday (Band)
30 Dec 2025
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"It's not my fault that the guys at that party were losers, dude."
"Y'know what is your fault, though? Us getting kicked out!"
or: jesse lacey is a total douchebag and john cannot seem to stay mad at him for it
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“It was- It was my uncle. It wasn’t even a big deal, I was being rude. He told me to get out of his house and shit, and then he, uh-” He heard his voice shake, and before he even realized it, tears were threatening to roll down his face. He was supposed to be stopping Chris from crying, not start crying with him. His hand darted to his face to rub his eyes, wincing a little at the pain from touching the black eye. “Well, you can see it. So, yeah. Not even anything.”
(or: john gets a black eye and runs to chris immediately)
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basketball shoes by bedmintarchaeologist
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
12 Jul 2024
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"Arnold felt like he was going to throw up. The sounds of the Ugandan night got louder and louder in his ears as he watched Kevin walk away, until it felt like he was drowning in them. His best friend was gone. His best friend was never his best friend. He had scared him off, like he had done with every friend he’d ever had. He thought this time was different. This time was supposed to be different. Kevin was supposed to be the only one who couldn’t leave. "
or: i like making arnold sad and i like making arnold have wet dreams about kevin price
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He started running Kevin’s hair under the water, scrubbing the cheap shampoo that Elder McKinley kept the bathroom stocked with into it. He made sure to get all the dried blood out of it, combing his fingers through. Kevin hissed whenever Arnold pulled too hard through the blood, and Arnold profusely apologized every time, no matter how much it hurt.
or: kevin has a panic attack and arnold comforts him
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arnold's last therapy session by bedmintarchaeologist
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
13 Jun 2024
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“So, Arnold. Let’s cut to the chase. How have your.. urges about your fellow missionary been?” His therapist knew the drill by now too. Elder Price was most of what he ended up talking about at his sessions anyway.
or: arnold goes to therapy and talks about a spooky mormon wet dream he had