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Prologue - The Beginning by beaniorcitizen
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
13 Aug 2023
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- Part 1 of Hills And Horizons
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Hills And Horizons by beaniorcitizen
Fandom The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
13 Aug 2023
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Argus' life was a largely thankless one (unless you counted the thanks of the paintings he maintained), working on keeping a thousand year old castle from falling down around the ears of students who didn't care. He had his cat, his work, his books, and a constant boil of self hatred and resentment to get him by.
And then a sixth year handed him a letter from her aunt, thanking him for acting as conservator of Hogwarts and calling him Dr. Filch. It was the first time he had been called Doctor since he started at the castle. He had little choice but to write back, after that.
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22 Oct 2024
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One of the best fics I've read in a loooong time. 10000000000/10
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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Can't Part the Sea, Can't Reach the Shore by forensicleaf
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel
09 Jun 2025
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"What sounds more likely to you? It's not a trick, I'd genuinely like to know what you think. Is it more likely that you were bitten by a radioactive spider on a field trip, and that by some miracle this didn't kill you, instead gifting you with fantastical abilities, or that you witnessed something deeply tragic and extremely traumatising — traumatising for anybody, but especially so for a child — and your brain formed this fantastical world as a way to cope?"
Peter doesn't answer. Around the lump in his throat, he can't. He sets his jaw, but a hot tear rolls down his cheek anyway, followed by another, and another.
"I'm not crazy," he whispers.
"Of course not, you're simply unwell."
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When Peter finds himself in an unfamiliar place, with no memory of how he came to be there, they tell him he has relapsed. They tell him Spider-man is just a character he invented to cope with trauma, that everything that has happened to him over the last two years is a figment of his imagination.
But Peter knows the truth.
Doesn't he?
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good for the goose, good for the gander by orphan_account for gyldenstern
Fandoms: Letterkenny (TV)
11 Apr 2020
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you got to thinkin' that yer sweetie deserves a honey dickin' good as what he gives to you the other day...
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13 Aug 2024
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What. How. PERFECTION???!!!!!?!?!!!!!????!!
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Currently, everything—despite what Ed keeps trying to tell himself—is really not fine. Everything is, in fact, kind of on fire, and covered in spikes, and determined to burn and jab him in all his most vulnerable spots. And upon further reflection, as he sits here in this most unexpected and hellacious of morning traffic, his leg jiggling restlessly and the scent of burnt toast still somehow in his nose, he feels like he should’ve seen this coming.
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Ed has a bit of a long day at work. Luckily, he gets to come home to a very sweet husband who’s determined to help him turn things around.
Featuring: A rather bananas day at The Gentleman Blackbeard’s Bar & Grill & Gift Shop; husbandly banter; Stede “call me old-fashioned but I was raised to serve my queen (my husband Ed)” Bonnet and Ed “a hug from him (my husband Stede) would solve all my problems” Teach; reflections on loving and being loved; and some very, very soft spice.
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