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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    "Robert would say that he's a "try anything once" kind of guy, so while he wasn't off-put by the kink, he wasn't exactly convinced of it. Yet here he now was, collared and about to be gagged, and he wasn't unsettled by it in the slightest. In fact, Robert was starting to realize he might be learning something about himself today."

    In which Robert gets collared, gagged, and fucked within an inch of his life. Happy Valentine's Day!

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    18 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 73

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    Flambert Prison Mates AU

    Robert is trying to investigate a criminal organization while also trying not to stare at his cellmate's hair, Flambae is slowly becoming weirdly protective of the "feral little shit" he's rooming with, and approximately seven hundred desserts changing hands. It's fine. Everything's fine. Robert is definitely not catching feelings for a man who would absolutely incinerate him if he knew the truth. Definitely not.

    (Spoiler: He is. He so, so is.)

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    16 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 67

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    An invasive failsafe installed into the suit by his father ends up leaving Robert with a lasting spine injury.

    Forcing Robert to confront the disregard he has for his own wellbeing as well as challenge his own views of his father.

    There's also Flambert.

    Tw : needles, mecha body horror and stuff

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    13 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    A few scenes of Handler!Herman x Merman!Robert inspired by a few different Tumblr posts from Mecha Blue 52, with their Mer!Robert x reader stuff

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    11 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 60

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    Robert continued, “What qualifies as the best insult? Is it like a scale? Are we putting it to a vote?”

    The comms went silent for a moment; bless their little asshole hearts, they were really straining their mind muscles right now.

    “That’s a good point– how will we know who’s the winner? We’re likely to vote for ourselves– leaving it a complete standstill.”

    Robert rubbed his temple; he didn’t know why he was entertaining it, but– goddamn he was also pretty fucking bored. And color him intrigued.

    “Okay, how about this? The winner is the first person who can hurt my feelings, deal?”

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    08 Feb 2026