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“So you and Hunt are a package deal these days,” Bryson says.
“Uh,” Benji says, jerking his head up from his computer, ballpoint in his mouth.
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Gonna shake the water out of every nook by manhorse (feyburner)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 May 2022
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The cherry of Ed’s cigarette glows as he takes a pull. He exhales a cloud of blue smoke and says, “Are you being a dickhead, or are you coming onto me? I genuinely can’t tell.”
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21 May 2022
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And there's a chance that things'll get weird. Yeah, that's a possibility. by pintpotjudas for postcardmystery
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
28 Oct 2022
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Viago gets dumped by the love of his afterlife, and everyone does their level (terrible) best to help him move on. Anton knows a thing or two about not getting the life you thought you were going to have. The camera crew are back to film every moment of it. More or less.
“Katherine left Viago a note.” Deacon says, turning to the camera and making a face as a moan of anguish echoes from behind the closed door of Viago’s chamber. “It seems that she met a younger man at the bingo hall, and they have- well, not ‘run’ away, because I do not think he can run with that metal frame thing he has to use to get about but- they have left.”
A crash comes from inside the room, and then more heartbroken crying.
Deacon winces. “Vladislav is comforting him.”
“We could just kill her if you like-” Vladislav can be heard saying.
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just the best fic reading experience i’ve had in a very long time. genuinely delightful
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Anton, for his part, doesn’t mind Viago’s company. He’s odd, and a little irritating, and fussy, but he’s good to work with. Neither of them particularly want any werewolf-vampire feuds to break out. So far, this arrangement has worked better than expected.
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Cleave the pin (slang, 1595) To bring a man to orgasm.
It’s a sobering thought for someone facing middle age to wrestle with, this notion one might be less than appealing in bed, and while he’d always known he was no Don Juan, Stede thought himself perfectly adequate in the art of making love. But ‘perfectly adequate,’ when facing the prospect of reuniting with the man that may very well be the love of his life, feels (pathetic, mortifying, distressing) like a quandary.
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