badpunning
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“Don’t be silly. Heeseung-hyung could never replace you. 10yearz, right?”
“The only 10 years hyung cares about are guys 10 years older than him.”
Another slap, harder this time.
“Stop being a baby and just talk to him,” Jungwon scolds.
Jongseong’s not jealous. He’s not. It’s just that Heeseung’s spending all of his time with his producer friends and not with him.
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i feel like i'm falling for the first time by heeseungmin (badpunning)
Fandoms: ENHYPEN (Band)
10 Jan 2026
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“It’s beautiful, though, isn’t it?” Jongseong says.
Normally Heeseung would poke fun at his romantic tendencies, tease him a bit. It’s how they work; Jongseong is earnest and Heeseung deflects. It’s a back-and-forth they’ve mastered over the years they’ve known each other. But this time, standing in the steadily falling snow of late November, Heeseung can’t bring himself to be anything but honest.
“Yeah,” he says, eyes on the sky but his mind elsewhere. “It is.”
Heeseung and Jongseong and the first snow, over the years.
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i'll take responsibility and take you anywhere by heeseungmin (badpunning)
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
02 Jan 2026
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Hyunjin blushes prettily and opens the car door. He steps out and begins to close the door before suddenly leaning back in. “Really. Thank you. Somehow this was exactly what I needed. You’ll get your five stars.”
“I wasn’t doing it for the stars.”
Five times Changbin is Hyunjin’s Uber driver and one time he isn’t.
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It’s a combination of things, really, that make it hard for Heeseung to bite Jongseong today. There’s the aggressive yet controlled energy the move requires, mixing passion and precision. There’s the underlying discomfort in grabbing your friend and pretending to bite his neck, trying to make it seem as realistic as possible. And finally, maybe tripping up Heeseung the most, there's his feelings for Jongseong.
Preparations for the 2022 Melon Music Awards aren’t going well.
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“Heeseung-ah,” Jeongin fixes her with a judgemental look, “you’re dressed like a frat boy. And not even a fashionable one.”
“Yeah, Seungie, if you want to impress a fashion design major you really can’t be going out like that. You want to be a fuckable babe, not a charity case,” Beomgyu chimes in.
Heeseung looks down at her current outfit. Old jeans, flannel around her waist, t-shirt with the neck cut out. Beanie over her grown out roots. Frat boy stoner vibes off the charts, unfortunately.
“Fine,” she sighs, rolling her eyes. “I give you permission to make me pretty.”
Operation Get Heeseung A Girl (Not Any Girl, Just Park Jongseong)
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- Part 1 of school life
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“Apparently they’ve been fucking since their rookie year!” The ghost was a persistent fucker if nothing else. Then the words processed and Quinn’s brain bluescreened at the knowledge that the sport's biggest rivalry was apparently just foreplay and stumbled over Mitty’s skates, bonking his head on the back of his locker cubicle.
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What if Quinn and his ghosts existed in the Heated Rivalry universe? What if they were there when Shane got hit by Marleau?Bookmarked by badpunning
18 Feb 2026
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Ilya Rozanov’s Guide to Interacting with the Media by ARustySpork for TastyTeeth
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Jan 2026
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Use this foolproof guide to make the fans love you! Not recommended by publicists.
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14 Feb 2026
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to say what lips cannot by MithrilWren for aeternaliternovae
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
07 Jan 2021
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Essek finds himself preoccupied with the hands of Caleb Widogast.
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06 Feb 2026
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A cheerful voice echoed in his head like a temple bell: Heeeeeeey Essek! How are you? We miss you — especially Caaaayleb. Orange festival soon in Nicodranas, we’ll be at port then. Come see us, pleeeeease!
His tongue felt like dead fish in his mouth. Had he had fallen asleep? He hadn’t done that since he was a child. Why was he on the floor? He tried to form words, but it just came out as a groaned exhale.
Essek is poisoned-- luckily his new friends won't stop bothering him and one in particular knows a little something about poisons.
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- Part 3 of Fresh Horrors (Eternal Whumptober)
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25 Jan 2026
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Essek is trying to figure out how to atone for what he has done and forgets to take care of himself. Beau was intending to give a shovel talk, but ends up intervening.
“Well, we could use your help when you’re available. Ideally soon. Caleb said you were coming to visit anyway and you’re welcome to stay with him.”
He twitched, a little ear flick. It just confirmed my suspicions.
His voice was apologetic, but firm: “Could I have a few days? I have another commitment imminently, but then I am happy to help.”
More secrets. Great. I leaned forward, making a show of my scrutiny. “What kind of commitment are we talking?”
His ears flicked down. I was frustrating him. “If you must know, I agreed to help a family with their taxes.”
That was not anywhere on the list of things I expected him to say. “I’m sorry, what?”
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- Part 3 of Exercises & Drabbles
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25 Jan 2026