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A "doctor" with controversial, bee-related, health claims has been found dead. Sherlock tries science. Watson is not here for this.
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The Hospitality of Hurakã by azurelunatic for JanLevine
Fandoms: Hellspark - Janet Kagan
18 Dec 2016
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Tocohl Susumo is entering her career as a byworld judge, under supervision of her father, Tocohl Sisumo. In this, her first official assignment, she has to figure out not only who committed the crime, but what crime is about to be committed, with the fate of a planet in the balance…
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There is never a portal that cannot be opened with ingenuity and respect! by azurelunatic for Jetamors
Fandoms: The Inner City Wizard School (Key And Peele Sketch)
20 Dec 2015
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What's an inner city witch to do when a Potions accident transforms her brother into a cat, and the school district doesn't have budget to turn him back? It's time for a little ingenuity.
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do they have within, The sons of the glorious gods?" - the fic by azurelunatic
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Breakfast Pastry (anthropomorphic)
21 Sep 2014
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In the first Bad Bang, we saw Thor fucking a Pop Tart, while getting reamed by a Ninja Turtle. It was the most erotic thing I ever saw.
But I wanted to give it a sequel. So here is a Pop-Tart, fucking Thor to find out what is with in.
Contains boy kissing, pastires. Don't like don't read.
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"No. We were brought here for a reason, Sammy." He grinned at her, a flash of white teeth. "We're here to wreak havoc."
Sam was not on board with that idea. Absolutely not. They weren't here to exploit this new world. They weren't going to mess with the story just because they could. And she wasn't grinning right back at him.
No.
Of course not.
They were here to make things better. They were here with the foreknowledge of what would happen so they could help people. She wasn't thinking about how much chaos they could create, or how someone like Jim being Harry Potter was going to destroy the entire plot. And she definitely wasn't thinking about the damage they could do to just about everything with magic at their disposal.
She wasn't.
"You're right," Sam leaned across the table so they were inches apart as she whispered, "Let's fuck shit up."
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01 Oct 2025
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This story is set twenty-three years after the fall of Voldemort. Our main characters are Ministry employees, middle-aged, and the majority of them not very happy.
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08 Jul 2025
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i will not raise forgotten flags by loyaulte_me_lie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jul 2020
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Finally free of Azkaban, all Draco Malfoy wants to do is bury himself in the Muggle world until he mummifies. Unfortunately fate, his father, and one Harry James Potter have different ideas.
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- Part 1 of the castle
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it’s not unusual by arithmonym
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
04 Oct 2023
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Across the table, Gideon made a face. “Come on, Sex Pal, really? I love Pyrrha, but she’s practically my aunt. She’s, like, fifty!”
Camilla caught Pyrrha’s gaze behind the bar. The older woman winked at her, tossing a dish towel over her broad shoulders. Camilla was a private person; as such, she decided not to mention that she’d thrown her legs over those shoulders on Wednesday to devastating effect.
“Mhmm,” Camilla agreed. “Palamedes has always had a thing for older women.”
Camilla and Palamedes host their weekly board game night after an evening out with Gideon and Harrow. Camilla is a pill (and also a menace). Palamedes is willing to commit to the bit. Gideon and Harrow just want to get through the night without accidentally confessing their feelings for each other.
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13 Jun 2025
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venus, planet of love by arithmonym
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
10 Oct 2023
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In the myriadic year of our Lord—the ten thousandth year of the King Undying, the kindly Prince of Death!—Dulcinea Septimus packed her sex toys, her latest crochet project, and her letters from Camilla and Palamedes, and she escaped from the House of the Seventh.
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13 Jun 2025