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Bond and Q are trapped in a lift. Awkward, under normal circumstances, for certain.
Unbearable when Q has been poisoned and his life hangs in the balance.- Language:
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17 Jan 2026
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[Podfic of] Ordinary Numbers by kholly
Fandoms: James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - All Media Types, Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
21 Dec 2013
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More than anything, Mike Taylor wanted to be ordinary. Being a genius, he learned early in life, meant people expected too much. A career at the MI6 Help Desk seemed the perfect way to guarantee a lifetime of obscurity, until he got a very unusual tech support call.
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17 Jan 2026
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no gods are present, no wings no halos by paxlux
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies)
24 Nov 2012
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“Those who spit at history are doomed to repeat it,” Q says.
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- Part 11 of author's favorites
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- 1/1
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15 Jan 2026
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Après moi, le déluge. (There is nothing gentle about Bond. There is nothing gentle about Q.)
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- Part 1 of author's favorites
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15 Jan 2026
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How to Be a Superhero by turningterrific for
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
07 Aug 2016
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“Am I sacked?”
M doesn’t bother answering James’ attempt at humor but instead continues in his point. “Since your return from the Skyfall operation, which was over a year ago I might add, you have not taken one day of leave, no holiday of which I'm aware. You haven’t rested the requisite 48 hour period between mission and report.”
James takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly.
“You are not a young man,” M says plainly. “Everyone, even James Bond, needs time to let wounds heal, both physical and mental. Pushing yourself is going to get you or someone else killed eventually.”
“So not another mission then?” James asks and moves to stand.
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Or, James Bond is forced to take a few days off, runs into Q at a kebab shop, starts playing World of Warcraft, and takes a trip to Witney to meet Q's family (for reasons of national security, of course).
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13 Jan 2026
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How Q Hacked Online Dating by JayPendragon
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
10 Apr 2016
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“How does that lead to…?” Eve waves her hand at the mess behind Q’s back.
Q feels his expression morph into a sly grin. “I have a new plan. I’m going to stay on these dating platforms, but I’m going to treat them as databases. Rather than waiting for an algorithm to set me up, I'm going to try reverse-engineering this entire system.”In which Q works in the private sector, still winds up friends with Eve, and applies science to his love life. Obviously, Eve gets involved.
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10 Jan 2026
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“Paperwork for the new head of Q-Branch,” Tanner said.
“Of course.” The words were like glass in his throat. Smoke inhalation was a bitch. His brain felt slow and foggy, like it was full of smoke too. “Who shall I take them to?”
M lifted one white brow. “They’re for you, Quartermaster.”
Bond and Q are drawn together by names, work, and a certain Aston Martin. In which Q is kidnapped once, Bond is poisoned twice, and Eve is a badass on at least three occasions. AKA that time I tripped and wrote 80,000 words of 00Q.
All titles unapologetically stolen from Alfred, Lord Tennyson.
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26 Sep 2025
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Technically Q's name and personal details are classified and beyond the purview of field agents, but he's worked for Q branch for ten years and had gone by his actual name for eight of them. His identity is as much of a "secret" as his ineptitude at filing financial reports.
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24 Sep 2025
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Fourteen by dhampir72 for tinyboatbigshark
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies)
13 Feb 2016
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Fourteen years. Fourteen Valentine’s Days.
[A series of vignettes]- Language:
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15 Sep 2025
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Malfoy Manor has mould, dry rot and an infestation of unusually historical poltergeists. Harry Potter is on the case.
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26 Dec 2023
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Inspired by the following prompt on the LJ community avengerkink:
"Some hate group like 1 million moms or AFA decide to make Captain America their mascot, toting him as the perfect Christian American man. They start campaigning that boys should try to be like him and then they won't be gay, and lesbians just need a boyfriend like him to help them find the light.
Steve is not amused.
Bonus for the Avengers being freaked out to see a completely FURIOUS Steve."
Steve Rogers discovers that the American Family Association have co-opted his Captain America image and identity to advance their hateful agenda, and arranges to let them know exactly how he feels about their interpretation of Christianity.
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18 Feb 2022
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Q wonders, briefly, how James could possibly think this is an appropriate time to profess his undying love—or whatever the hell it is he’s attempting to do; though, frankly, the skeleton suit did make him blink a bit stupidly at his laptop—but then something explodes to his left, and Q heaves a long-suffering sigh and snaps at him for ruining everything good in the world. James laughs and carries on wielding his Walther like it isn’t the 7500th replacement that Q has thrown at him.
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24 May 2021
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The Greek Problem by candle_beck
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes (2009), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
12 Apr 2011
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The brainless things people do for love.
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26 Dec 2020
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The One Who Made Him Stay by JayPendragon
Fandoms: James Bond (Movies), SPECTRE (2015), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
31 Dec 2015
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Twenty-one days after the Double-oh programme is reinstated, James Bond returns to MI6 with his Aston Martin and without Dr Swann. This is only the beginning of Q's problems.
A Spectre Fix-It. COMPLETE.
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- Part 1 of Fixing Spectre
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20 Dec 2020
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Draco Malfoy is forced into hiding with the Golden Trio and dragged into their search for horcruxes. What ensues is a journey of redemption, unexpected friendships and an unwanted, turbulent romance with Harry Potter. Warnings for swearing, sexual content, and dark themes.
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- Part 1 of Temptations
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10 Dec 2020
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Sigh No More by dhampir72
Fandoms: James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
13 May 2014
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Bond wants nothing more than for someone, just once, to be waiting for him at the airport when he returns home.
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08 Dec 2020
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I Think I Missed a Step ('Cause I'm Fallin' For You) by mokuyoubi
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Deadpool (2016), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Dec 2018
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There’s a weird familiarity about the kid's tone and posture, and it’s true that Wade is pretty far from home today but he’s also certain he’d remember that baby-face if he’d seen it before. On the other hand, he has spent the better part of the past few years feeling like he’s missed a step, so this conversation isn’t exactly anything new.
[[A hot guy is willingly talking to us. Go with it.]]
[Don’t make an ass of yourself.]
“Shaddup,” Wade grumbles, though Yellow has a point...
OR Peter thinks Wade knows his secret identity, and Wade is really confused by the hot coed who keeps popping up and hanging out with him.Series
- Part 1 of I Think I Missed a Step
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- 12/12
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- 27
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03 Dec 2020
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And the Grass Won't Pay No Mind by 7 (iwantedtosavetheworld)
Fandoms: Reservoir Dogs (1992)
03 Jun 2020
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They fuck nine times before White shoots Orange. Each time, they fall a little harder.
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- Part 1 of K-Billy's Love Song Selection
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30 Jul 2020
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It's the big Hawaiian vacation AU!
Remember that throwaway line in the code names scene where Joe says when the heist is over (and he's sure it'll be a success), he'll take the guys all down to the Hawaiian islands?
No?
Well, I did, and I wrote it into a massive vacation AU!
The heist went down as planned- no alarms, no Mr. Blonde shooting up the place. The cops fumbled the ball big time and everyone made off to Maui.Bookmarked by avf
30 Jul 2020
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In which Freddy Newandyke does not catch a bullet and Larry Dimmick makes off with a briefcase full of diamonds and both of them still end up in more trouble than they bargained for.
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26 Jul 2020