averystressedcrow
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He had been so close to freedom, a part of him yearning for something he didn't truly remember from before he had been dragged to the arena, so hopeful that he would never have to kill or hurt again once the towering walls and screaming crowds were nothing but a distant memory in the back of his mind. He had been a fool for expecting such a thing.
Or: Arena fighter Technoblade. That’s it. That’s the fic.
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October 18th- Captivity
October 23rd- RestraintsSeries
- Part 3 of Crow’s Ailesswhumptober fics 2025 🩹❤️🩹🩼
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Before he could allow the guilt to fully consume him, Phil skidded to a halt beside the stasis chamber, wasting no time in slamming down the spruce trapdoor hovering above the ender pearl and watching as it shattered into a million tiny, fragile pieces with a sound akin to the glass of a window breaking apart. He showed no reaction to the loudness of the sound despite the suddenness of it, simply staring transfixed with baited breath as a figure materialized before him.
Or: Techno’s return from 3 months in the prison. Neither he nor Phil are doing great :)
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October 3rd- “Please don’t leave me”
October 5th- Torture
October 22nd- Who did this to you?”Series
- Part 2 of Crow’s Ailesswhumptober fics 2025 🩹❤️🩹🩼
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All he could see when he closed his eyes was the rusted iron anvil dangling over his head, attached to a fraying rope, slowly beginning to draw closer and closer as time moved in slow motion. All he could feel was the steady creeping of terror into his heart and the cold wood of the totem clutched tightly in his hand- his one lifeline, his one shot at escaping with his life.
Or: Post-execution Techno struggles to let his guard down and ends up lashing out. Luckily, his friend will always be there for him.
Ailesswhumptober prompts:
October 11th- Sleep deprivation
October 20th- Before it starts/after it’s overSeries
- Part 1 of Crow’s Ailesswhumptober fics 2025 🩹❤️🩹🩼
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A Formidable Opponent (And The Daunting Task To Save Him) by averystressedcrow, RoseGoldOrigins for rinredacted
Fandoms: DreamSMP
05 Sep 2025
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A 'choose your own adventure' fic where Philza is part of the army and has to retrieve The Blade from enemy forces.
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The picture they're painting is one of the heart by averystressedcrow
Fandoms: Dream SMP
09 Aug 2025
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The easel was a companion, a friend, a provider of solace from his racing thoughts and the voices in his mind. It had stuck by him longer than any being in this world, remaining by his side through the good times and the bad, and he would forever be grateful for the comfort it provided him on the days where even his own mind turned against him.
Or: Immortal painter Technoblade learns that maybe sharing his craft with his friend isn’t too bad
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A Thousand Years Behind Us, Still Haunted by Ringnea for YeniiHuenii
Fandoms: SMPEarth, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Dec 2025
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In the early days of the Antarctic Empire they had many rocky relationships with neighboring kingdoms. Though having two warlords of the old world helped with their reputation, it didn’t make them invincible. But the Empire is determined to break free from the chains.
In the early days, even thousands of years after their many battles together, Philza and Technoblade still haven't worked out everything about each other. But they are determined to make this Empire of theirs work.
Sick Fic EMduo au in the Antarctic Empire.
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22 Feb 2026
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Before you say anything, I'm sorry for callin', and you were right.
Or: Techno is a member of the Syndicate, and Phil cut contact with him years ago because of that. When things go wrong, Techno calls the only person he can think of
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- Part 3 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
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25 Jan 2026
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I'm Really Sad, And Need Your Help by orphan_account for tommyie
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
08 Mar 2022
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Sleepy Bois Inc are given a well deserved break, and go on hiatus. Phil, Wilbur and Tommy celebrate by hanging out with their own personal friends and doing things they weren't able to when they were busy, like visiting family.
But Techno struggles with getting used to the freetime, and misses the stage- making him terribly sad! Too bad Tommy makes it stop by like day 5.
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Missing bedrock bros hour
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- Part 23 of SBI Idol Au
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Wilbur had been crystal clear when he said a few weeks ago, “If you ever, ever, feel the need to cut yourself again, you come to me.”
“Yeah, sure,” Techno replied with the most casual affect he could muster, given that his heart was beating so hard in his chest, he could've used its rhythm to successfully march an army into battle.
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Technoblade feels the urge to self-harm. He doesn't. He hangs with Wilbur instead.
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30 Nov 2025
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No one ever promised Technoblade safety before.
Plenty of people have offered him plenty of things, but they were always presented as deals. Techno gives himself to them in exchange for something: renown, his life, an escape route off a dying planet. It all seems the same after enough time, and this latest server is no different. The revolution that was supposed to come of it never did.
Techno is tired and done with it all. Frankly, he doesn't even care if there's an age minimum for retiring. If he wants safety, he obviously has to make it for himself.
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Techno has seen too much, and done far more, in his very short life. When he lands on Hermitcraft by accident, he swears it'll be nothing more than a bump on his road away from people and the trouble they bring.
But the Hermits may just have something more to offer him, something no one else ever could...
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03 Nov 2025