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Alhaitham’s agency throws him into a livestream dating show. As expected, he rejects everyone. Rudely.
“Name a key scientist involved in the laws of thermodynamics.”
“Newton?”
“What is your stance on Dialectic of Enlightenment?”
“Dia-what?”
“Name a philosopher. As an advantage, a dead one.”
“...”
“Next.”It shouldn't have been as surprising when someone finally snaps.
“Do you even know the answers to these questions, or are you just waiting for someone to say Ibn al-Haytham to boost your own ego?”
Or: The internet is privy to Alhaitham falling in love on camera.
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18 Feb 2026
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"You barely ever eat any human food."
"A shame, really."
"You must be starving."
"Not particularly."
"Then, if I offered you my heart, you would say no?"
Illuga finds an old book that tells the tales of man-eating fae, and decides to test the reality of it.
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18 Feb 2026
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wouldn't you like to know? by ashaleya-birb (ashush)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 Feb 2026
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“Aventurine,” Ratio says, gravely, “The piercing is on my penis.”
And purely because he wouldn’t have risen to the heights of luxury without being utterly shameless, he has the gall to request, “...Show me anyway?”
It is, indeed, a very shameless request to ask of someone. Luckily for him, as it always is, Ratio doesn’t quite mind; whether that was because it didn’t matter where piercings were done, art is art and all that, or that he just drank enough glasses of wine to give him liquid courage. Both possibilities are entirely debatable. He hesitates for a second though, yet ultimately decides the best course of action was to begin tugging down the gray sweatpants, letting it pool around his knees.
Fuck it, he might as well drool.
Ratio has a few secrets up his sleeve, on his back, and inside his pants. All in the name of simply appreciating the aesthetics of body art, a gallery of ink painted on flesh and precious gold etched within it, while spreading knowledge along the cosmos.
or: Aventurine’s (not-at-all biased) artistic critique of Ratio’s body.
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16 Feb 2026
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Xiangling is willing to go to great lengths for her cooking. Including into the Pyro Regisvine's lair, where there are more delights than just quality ingredients awaiting her.
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- Part 2 of the care and breeding of regisvines
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08 Feb 2026
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Sucrose has spent months developing a secretive sex toy and is eager to test it.
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08 Feb 2026