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Baby boomers can be exasperating at the best of times -- superpowers just make them ten times worse.
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Two supers-in-training bond over their bosses constantly bickering.
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THE DEMON OF YUNMENG by nevertheless_turtle
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Jun 2025
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With the Sunshot campaign over and the final remnants of war settled, this should be a time of peace and unity. But the Jianghu is never short of men who would go to any length for power.
The only way for Lan Zhan to save the love of his life, the only way for justice to have a chance, is to stand at Wei Ying’s side, face the world’s most prominent cultivators and inform all gathered that they (Lan Zhan and Wei Ying)… have been fucking constantly. Truly constantly, literally at every possible occasion, and at several unlikely ones. For years.
And that Lan Wangji tops.
And then maintain that fiction, by any means necessary, for the rest of their lives.
This is in fact a real thing that is happening and not an extended guilty fantasy of Lan Zhan’s.
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13 Feb 2026
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To know you better by Immortal_Zeda
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jul 2025
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It was a tradition on Cang Qiong mountain for the succeeding disciples to be locked up together in one residence right before the Ascension ceremony takes place as a way to bond and get to know each other better.
On the very first day however, Shen Jiu gets accidentally drunk and starts spilling wild lore on the rest of his unsuspecting martial siblings.
In a strange turn of events, The others both greatly and hilariously misunderstand but somehow still end up coming with the right conclusions.
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09 Feb 2026
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think pink by suzukiblu
Fandoms: Superboy (Comics), Robin (Comics), Young Justice (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types, Teen Titans (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
14 May 2025
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"So, uh . . ." Kon says, skeptically eyeing the softly glowing rock in his hand. Metallo, like, threw it at his head. He has no idea why. "Is this supposed to do something or . . . ?"
"It's pink," Kara says leerily, staying very firmly back.
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08 Feb 2026
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Theodore Nott did not believe the hype about Harry Potter.
And then Potter summoned a corporeal stag the size of his trust issues.Now the stag won’t leave, Potter won’t stop rambling, and Theo might be developing a completely manageable, definitely-not-deranged fascination.
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06 Feb 2026
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Hadrian Evans-Potter and the Heir of Death by LysMBeen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Dec 2025
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Set after the Prisoner Of Azkaban.
When a meeting with the Goblins goes awry, Harry learns more about himself than he has since the Wizarding World came knocking.
Who can he trust? Who has betrayed him? Why are the people that are meant to protect him disappointing him at every turn?
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Fix-it fic where Harry gets the parent he should have always had, learns that the people he trusted were lying to him, and the people he hated aren't as bad as they seem. Also, he becomes a werewolf... just thought you should know.
(Sorry, really shit summary)
Audio Version available by Cosmic Harry — https://youtu.be/tE7tqa9dw7I?si=khBBJGQZ4XMy2E-G