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The mighty Dragon Slayer. Lost to a vulgarly dressed human with a block of alloy masquerading as a sword (not really). How utterly shameful. Andre, O, Andre, making such a travesty of a weapon. Even refining the sword was a good enough reason to criticize the blacksmith. Ornstein needed a vacation badly; perhaps stop by Darkroot Garden for a short walk. He'd even have the excuse of cooing over Sif without losing his pride by claiming that he missed the (adorably) damned dog. What happens instead of having his vacation? He'd been transported into an alternate reality, and now has to travel with fools, pretending to be their ally (he isn't becoming fond of them, he swears). Humans, such an amusing race (but damned were they good at annoying him). Stuck with the one he had thought he managed to get away from in his last moments of his previous life. He couldn't even escape now even if he tried again, for he knows he would truly be dead this time. (Lord Gwyn must be laughing at him, now, seeing him reduced to such a state). Pah.
Not quite a serious story. Also not sure where I'm going with this plot, but I'll figure something out later.