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    On an undercover OP gone awry, Doc Venture ends up playing house with his former bodyguard turned full time agent Brock Samson. Masquerading as a happily married couple, with two rambunctious teenage boys, the deception is both too easy, and a little too close to the truth.

    Set in late Season Five.

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    01 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 94

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    Brock wasn’t historically his type, but he didn’t think much about it. He had arms like a ten-car pileup and an ass like a clingstone peach, and that kind of thing transcended gender. The guy half-listened to his ancient stories, humoured him when pressed and made him breakfast a couple times a week. Doc knew couples who got by on less.

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    30 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 64

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    Tenna suddenly encounters a small malfunction that he is forced to ignore. It doesn't interfere much or make him malfunction, causing no immediate need for help, so he just continues the show with a big smile.This is more exhausting than he thought, so after the show he rushes to the dressing room, quickly calls his mechanic - and here's the problem! They will only be able to visit him in two days. His closest partner, Spamton, being closely associated with cars by profession, including their maintenance and repair, since he had very little money, can safely compare himself with mechanics. And, seeing the suffering mood of his colleague, he offers him a helping hand. This interaction leads both to interesting thoughts.

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    16 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    Jon pays Martin a visit at his flat.

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    06 Jan 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    Hermann, an honorably discharged veteran has retired to continue working as a Keeper at a Lighthouse. It is perfectly solitary, and with little in the way for incidents. Newton is the sailor that washes up on the seashore after a summer storm.

     

    [Late 19th century Lighthouse Keeper AU--or the one where Hermann was an aspiring artist whose dreams got a bit derailed, and Newt is the sailor that needs to learn to take his time with things.]

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    17 Dec 2022

  6. This has been deleted, sorry!

    17 Dec 2022

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    (benefit one: the big scary merman decides he's your son now?)


    Phil is a pirate captain stranded on an abandoned island, desperate to get back to his son. Wilbur and Techno are the merfolk who inhabit these waters, and they watch him from afar with a healthy dose of curiosity and concern.

    ...They just watch him, right, Wilbur?

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    02 Jun 2022

  8. Public Bookmark 54

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    “No, it must be the guy in the apartment across, they’re really good aren’t they?” Tubbo inquires, genuinely wanting to know because he wants someone’s opinion who isn’t tall and blonde and sensitive to taste. “I’d really like to meet them sometime.”

    But Niki shakes her head, eyebrows pushing together as she searches Tubbo with her eyes, “Nobody lives in that apartment Tubbo.” And then if that isn’t troubling enough, Niki continues, “I haven’t even heard anyone playing violin.”

    _

    OR Tubbo hears violin. does a mean duet with them, and finds out that his duetee doesn't exist.

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    08 Mar 2022

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    Phil is the Angel of Death. Somehow this leads to a family

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    06 Jan 2022

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    SBI Alien AU

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    29 Aug 2021

  11. Public Bookmark 88

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    Pick your death. Starve in space or be killed by humans?

    According to a lot of people, Tubbo was a genius. He wasn’t strong, he didn’t blend into the background, he couldn’t even fly. But he was smart.
    And he knew that if he wanted there to be even a tiny possibility for him to survive a little longer, he had to go on Earth.

    ~
    or, Tubbo is on the run and Tommy ends up with an alien crashing in his backyard. They make it work.

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    29 Aug 2021

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    Foster AU with a magical twist.
    Titles from a book of poems by Ijeoma Umebinyuo

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    21 Aug 2021

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    ... Like a parent torn from their child.

    Most people know not to mess with humans. Unfortunately, there are a few brave or stupid people that ignore common sense and mess with them anyway. Phil and Wilbur get swept up in this nonsense, then have to navigate the fallout without getting attached to the humans they encounter (They fail, spectacularly, but at least they tried).

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    07 Aug 2021

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    06 Aug 2021

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    Today was the day. He had packed all his valuables and made sure his family and friends had too. His kids and him were in the car, blasting pop music through the radio. There wasn’t much traffic, probably because people were still pretending it was okay. It wasn’t.

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    ruh roh the world's ending! guess its time to go to space!

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    05 Aug 2021

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    “This is for you, Tommy.” She hands it to me, and sure enough, my name is sloppily written on the front. It must be fake, who would ever send me a letter? I rip open the envelope and pull out a folded piece of paper. Ranboo sits down next to me, and I lean over to allow him to see it.

    I unfold the piece of paper. “Dear Tommy,” it reads. I look down for the rest of the letter, but there is no letter. Simply two numbers scrawled across the page. Coordinates, actually.

    40°28'26.2"N, 78°11'05.1"W.

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    Tommy gets an unaddressed letter, and discovers a piece of himself he never knew existed.

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    Or,
    VAMPIRES AND SUPERNATURALS AND SO MUCH BADASS MAGIC GO BRRR
    and then there’s also the mandatory plot and stufff…

     

    Guess what!!!! I’m rewriting this!!!!! Stay tuned

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    04 Aug 2021

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    “It suddenly struck me that the tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn’t feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.”

    –Niel Armstrong
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    If the history of planet Earth were to be etched onto the face of a clock, the entirety of human history- as they exist today from the beginning of time -all of it, would amount to less than a single second.

    And that’s only considering the history of Earth. The Universe at large is millions upon billions upon quintillions of years older than that. Enough time for stars to die, for solar systems to decompose, rot away into nothing but solar dust and crumbling asteroids.

    Tommy had never been a fan of outer space.

    (Use #hasvfic on instagram to show me your fanart and have it featured in the fanart chapter!)

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    04 Aug 2021

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    “We’re going over there,” Tommy says. Techno opens his mouth to protest, but Tommy grabs him by the hand and yanks. It’s not hard enough to actually move him, but it gets the message across. He’s not budging on this. Techno either comes with him or stays here.

    When they reach the stall, the owner straightens back up and clasps his hands in front of him. “Hey,” He says, in that same accent that Tommy can’t quite remove from his Commontongue, “Nice to see another human around here.”

    Tommy is silent for a few heartbeats, both stunned and awed. “...I haven’t seen another human since I got dragged up here,” He replies, slightly breathless.

    ==

    Tommy, a human who ended up in space after a series of events, has been adopted as a crew member of the ship SBI, consisting of Wilbur Soot, a Phantom, Technoblade, a Piglin, and Philza, an Elytrian. That, however, is a long, convuluted plot of happenings. This is about their daily lives, wherein they are constantly struggling to keep Tommy from dying.

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    02 Aug 2021

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    Hesitantly, he presses a trembling hand to the glass.

    The entire universe is spread out underneath his finger tips, hundreds upon hundreds of stars swirling in constellations he doesn't know, a melting pot of dazzling colors, vivid pinks and deep blues, swatches of yellow and green.

    If he squints, he can make out planets. Tiny little dots, hardly bigger than the nail on his pinky finger. That little grey one must be Lestea, the trade moon they just left, but the others? he has no idea.

    One of them must be earth. How ironic is that he's the first human to ever leave the Milky Way Galaxy, and all he wants to do is go back home?

    (In other words; After rescuing Tommy, sbi and co. embark on a roadtrip through the Esempi Galaxy to return him to his home planet, Earth. They make a few pit stops, piss off some shopkeepers, make some strange friends, and learn how to be family along the way)

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    02 Aug 2021

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    "Then, with his upper left hand, he reaches up and knocks shakily on the glass.

    The response is instantaneous.

    A snarl splits the air, making both men jump. His gaze jumps to cot, and in the small space underneath, there’s a flash of movement, and then eyes.

    Something climbs out from underneath the cot. It’s bipedal, but it doesn’t look like anything either of them have ever seen before. No feathers, scales, tail, extra limbs or eyes. No bumpy, rock-like skin, and it doesn’t drip with slime. When it opens its mouth to snarl and shout at them again, it’s teeth are tiny and blunt, no venomous fangs or tusks.

    Félix is more than a little afraid, judging by the way he jumps when the thing goes from shouting to angry pacing, but the man?

    He goes stock-still, eyes wide and horrified.

    He knows exactly what this is.

    It’s a human."
     

    In other words;
    While on a search and rescue mission out in deep space, Techno happens upon a human Tommy, in captivity. He's never been one for charity work but hey, there's a first time for everything.

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    02 Aug 2021

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