anxiousbutcaffeinated
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b.is.for.bitch:: henrys a little bitch baby
ladycatherine: I don’t need to talk bad about Henry to feel good about myself.
ladycatherine: But you are correct.
b.is.for.bitch: catherine saying I’m right? lord there has been a miracle in this gc tonight
qween.of.cleves: I took screenshots for you babe
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Or, Parr makes a group chat with the queens to vent about how Henry is trash, and they are all amazing women who become friends and support each other.
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Hugs Not Accepted by anxiousbutcaffeinated
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic, Fruits Basket
07 Apr 2021
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Neil goes from living in a tent in the woods to living in a spacious house with three rowdy, zodiac possessed boys, what could go wrong?
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To All The Games I've Played Before by anxiousbutcaffeinated
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic, To All the Boys I've Loved Before Series - Jenny Han, To All the Boys I've Loved Before (Movies)
24 Jun 2020
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Lara Jean baked her boyfriend cookies because she loves him. His teammates love her baking, but she'll only hand them over if they ask nicely. That's not really Andrew's vibe.
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Every witch and wizard knows the story of the Eze Baby. Taken from her pram by a squib never to be seen again, the greatest tragedy of the Cote d'Azur. What happens when the baby in the picture looks just like the baby pictures Hermione has seen her whole life?
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15 Feb 2026
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More Light than Heat by Gluten_Full
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
28 Jun 2022
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If everything went according to plan, Luke would be engaged by the end of the day. He would meet his husband today. He didn’t even know what he looked like.
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In an effort to help the recovering planet Mandalore, the Republic agrees to an arranged marriage between the Mand'alor and one of their most eligible bachelors: Luke Skywalker, son of Padme and Anakin. The only hurdle in this match is that the Mand'alor does not speak basic, and Luke does not speak Mando'a.Series
- Part 1 of More Light and Heat
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14 Feb 2026
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Mercy Upon Ourselves by hedgehodgy
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
26 Oct 2024
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Percy wasn’t meant to hear the moment when his father found out that he existed.
(An all-human, no powers PJO AU, in which Percy loses a mother and gains a father that doesn't want him, a brother that doesn't like him, and an entirely excessive extended family he never asked for. Somehow it's even more complicated than it sounds)
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- Part 1 of Human AU
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19 Jan 2026
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“Hermione Granger. I promise you, he is flirting with you.”
“And I'm positive, Ginny Weasley, that he's not.”
“Yes, he is.”
“No. He isn't.”
“And I swear to all that it is magical that he is.”
“And I'm telling you he isn't.”
“And I'm telling you he is.”
Hermione huffed frustratedly at Ginny’s stubbornness. “He's not,” she stated emphatically. “That's just how he normally acts.”
“Oh my god.” Ginny gasped at her in disbelief, her mouth agape over Hermione's naive dismissal. “You’re telling me he’s always been flirting with you?!”
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In need of a hard to find potion ingredient, Hermione luckily comes across a new apothecary that just might have what she needs. Now, if only someone could come actually help her when she rang for service....
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13 Jan 2026
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Scorpius Malfoy - Ultimate Wingman by Books_Bigfoot
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Dec 2023
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Draco Malfoy is a widower, raising five-year-old Scorpius with the help of Pansy Parkinson. Hermione Granger is recently single, and helping her best friend, Harry Potter, raise his two sons. A chance meeting between Hermione and Scorpius in Diagon Alley brings them all together, and changes all of their lives.
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12 Jan 2026