andtwisted
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two slow dancers (last ones out) by andtwisted for mihorina
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2025
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“Don’t move,” Sirius ordered. “I’m going to treat you, but only so I can ask how the hell you got into my house. Then, I’m handing you over to my mate. He’s an Auror, you know.”
Harry couldn’t speak. He must have been in the afterlife, or some twisted version of it where Sirius wasn’t Sirius, but Harry had never been a particularly demanding boy and he wanted for even less as an adult. He, who was desperate for any scrap of Sirius, would take what he got graciously.
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the one in which harry's magic is out of control and knows his desires better than he does
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i’ll always be there (as frightened as you) by andtwisted
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
18 Feb 2021
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The few times Ed visits Mustang's office, and one time he visits Mustang's home.
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[or, the one where Ed is a little shit and Roy reluctantly indulges his best friend's son]Series
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Somewhere Between by andtwisted
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
05 Jul 2019
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"Dick supposed he had no reason to feel despair; according to those around him, he was perfect. Always has been, always will be."
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A character study because people call me perfect and I get pissed, so I projected onto Dick and this gained a mind of its own.
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Percy and Annabeth were made for each other, however, not in a romantic sense. Percabeth-ish. Cross posted on Fanfiction
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basically trisha's in a coma and everything gets messed up by andtwisted
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
29 May 2020
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Like it says, a modern AU where Trisha is in a coma and the Elric brothers go through the foster system. Also, police AU.
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10 Things Richard Grayson-Wayne can’t live without by 2_seok_lover
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU
22 Dec 2025
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Richard Grayson-Wayne joins GQ to reveal his 10 essentials. The Romani-American philanthropist and occasional model breaks down his daily essentials: from his signature cologne to a Rolex passed down through generations. Along the way he reflects on growing up a performer, bonding with Bruce Wayne over music and a life lived largely off-camera. Watch the full episode of GQ’s 10 Essentials as Richard Grayson-Wayne reveals the ten things he can’t live without.
GQ drops Dick Grayson's Top 10 Essentials and the Internet reacts.
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- Part 1 of batfam social media aus 🦇
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17 Feb 2026
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A month after being fired as Robin, Dick is forced to attend a Wayne gala, and is grateful for a particular friendly face.
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12 Feb 2026
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Holding out for a Hero by letsgooutintherain
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003), DCU
01 Mar 2025
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Roy is sent to assess the Fullmetal Duo for Justice League membership. Going back to East City, however, brings more than a superhero team-up. His past catches up to him in the form of a beautiful young man who seems more than a bit enamored with Roy. Pity Ed is a civilian or Roy might have considered hooking up with him.
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21 Jan 2026
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bark like a god by johnnyfucksup
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
13 Oct 2024
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Later, Roy will swear that it started out completely innocently. A bit of harmless fun, though it could be very well argued that he has a slightly skewed understanding of fun. Or harmless, for that matter. The intention is—well, not good-natured, quite the opposite really, but he doesn’t mean for anything in particular to happen. Except having Edward scream at him a little, perhaps, which shouldn’t be something he takes as much pleasure in as he does, he’s aware, though it’s difficult not to when Edward’s rants always make for such great entertainment.
Then again, aggravating his subordinates for his own amusement in the first place is not something he should have any plausible reason for doing—except for the fact that he is a terrible man with a godawful sense of humour and not a shred of healthy sensibility, but that is neither here nor there.
or: Roy merely wants to be little bit of an asshole and accidentally uncovers Edward’s praise kink.
Bookmarked by andtwisted
03 Jan 2026
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Roy Mustang owns a bar. He’s not a bartender, he can’t mix drinks, and he’s a recovering alcoholic who isn't allowed to taste the merchandise, but he owns a bar, and he tries to contribute as best he can. Mostly, it involves coming up with drink names based on his recent breakups, and asking his bartender, a long-suffering Edward Elric, to make the drinks for him. It’s a system that works, until it doesn’t.
Or: Five times Roy Mustang named a mocktail, and one time he got one named after him.
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03 Jan 2026