20 Bookmarks by amespanda
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Ushijima wants to be a good friend, but try as he might he simply cannot keep up with Tendou's rapidly changing mood, the series of completely incorrect assumptions he's made, and a frustratingly vague desire to make this day "date-like." Plus, they've already been standing out here arguing in the middle of this rainstorm long enough for both of them to be soaked and freezing. What's he supposed to do, read Tendou's mind?
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12 Nov 2025
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“Kenma, I’ve been in love with you for over half my life. Please, please, date me.”
Kenma blinked slowly and parted his lips. Kuroo braced himself. Here it comes. The let down. The rejection. The let’s just be friends and forget this ever happened.
“Kuro… we went over this in middle school. We are dating.”
...“WHAT?”
kuroo has been pining for kenma for over a decade, and finally confesses at his high school graduation—turns out they’d already been dating for three years. whoops.
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10 Sep 2025
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Hinata stares down at his phone, the text unchanged in the ten minutes since he’d opened the message.
Yamayama-kun: Oi I’m in rio for the olympics. Want to meet up?
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01 Sep 2025
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So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
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27 Oct 2024
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It's the fleeting and special cosmic alignment of his two favorite people partaking in his one favorite hobby, and he's gotta make the most of it.
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- Part 3 of untitled goose leverage
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24 Jul 2024
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Desperate Times & Disproportionately Desperate Measures by antelopunny
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy
27 Dec 2022
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When Shepard accidentally walks into a turian maid cafe to go on a date with Thane, the man behind the counter introduces himself as Garrus Vakarian before asking them for help. Saren Arterius, ex-Spectre now-professor at the University of Serrice, has been engaging in unscrupulous academic corruption, taking bribes and docking points off students he doesn't like. Shepard, also a professor and unable to stop herself from doing a good deed, throws herself right into the thick of it, vowing to stop Saren from sullying the academic integrity of Serrice.
It goes about as well as you'd expect. Which means to say, at some point, they end up in a firefight for their lives. That's just the Shepard Special.
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07 Jan 2023
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Parker hums thoughtfully. “How do we steal that?” she asks. “How do we steal a breakup for Eliot?” She frowns. “From Eliot?”
“I dunno, babe,” he says helplessly, tugging Parker in a little closer to fight off the strange shapeless fear of her slipping away too. “Just be here for him, I guess. Same as we always do.”
Parker makes a grumpy sound, but wraps her arms tightly around his waist.
“I don’t think that’s enough anymore.”
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- Part 1 of canon compliant (derogatory)
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06 Oct 2022
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Chrissy wakes up on March 21st for the forty-seventh time.
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07 Sep 2022
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“Holy fuck, did I take acid?” he asks. Because he’s staring at himself in the mirror, but he is Chrissy Cunningham. Her hair is messy from being slept on, her face is bare of make-up, and she’s wearing a soft pink gown nightgown. It has little white flowers on it and a lace ribbon. He can see her nipples through the thin fabric.
“What the fuck,” he whispers. “What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck.” Chrissy’s face twists with his expressions, and Chrissy’s mouth forms the words, and Chrissy’s voice is a little hysterical in the big room.
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Eddissy Bodswap!AU
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23 Aug 2022
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"I'm sorry, what, Cunningham?"
"I want to join Hellfire Club."
...The whole truth, of course, is a little more complicated.
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Chrissy has a (probably) foolproof plan to use Dungeons & Dragons to pull a more literal escape than most players are looking for. Things escalate from there.
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- Part 1 of The Ananda Chronicles
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21 Jul 2022
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Chrissy Cunningham woke slowly in hell to the sound of an angry, distorted, defiant guitar chord. Once, then twice, and again. Chugging determinedly into her forehead, burrowing between her eyes straight into her skull.
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12 Jul 2022
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Sometimes he wakes up in the middle of the night and wonders if this is the rest of his life. He doesn’t use the word purpose, because everything feels so much less than that. But as the years start to add up, he resigns himself to the emptiness of it all.
There’s no reason for him to take the Dubenich job.
He says yes anyway. Like he was drawn to it, a little bit of destiny and a little bit of a higher power and a little bit of pure dumb luck.
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Eliot’s been searching for something like this.
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17 Oct 2021
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“Don’t,” she warned. Her heart thundered. Stupid—how could she have been so stupid?
She should’ve known Vaisra would never let her leave Arlong alive.
She just hadn’t thought Nezha would be the one to do it.
or: chapter 35, but make it differentBookmarked by amespanda
13 Oct 2021
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Commander Shepard chose synthesis, and the "green wave" crashed over the entire galaxy. But what exactly does that mean? Those closest to her are left to create a plan moving forward without her. Garrus is left with conflicting emotions and experiences that cause him to doubt Shepard's death, but what can he do to find answers? What does life after Shepard even look like? Is there truly such thing?
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18 Sep 2021
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Parker used to tell herself bedtime stories.
Because no one else did, and because the picture books she came across always seemed to paint the dragons as the bad guys. So she made her own, stories where the rules made more sense to her and the characters were more interesting and the dragons were bigger and cooler and winners and always got a happy ending.
Parker falls in love three times.
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29 Aug 2021
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What it says on the tin - a whole month full of porn every single day! It's like Christmas :D
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11 Aug 2021
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It became a kind of guilty pleasure, checking the kitchen cams whenever he’s bored, going back through the feed to watch Eliot cook. Something entrancing about the effortless way he moves around the kitchen, utterly secure in his surroundings- like a fight, like a dance. It’s beautiful and surprising to see Eliot like that, to see his comfort and vulnerability when he’s alone.
Which is why it’s weird when he starts to feed them.
It’s little things at first- offering Hardison one of his beers while they’re watching a game, scraping half his takeout chicken fried rice onto Parker’s plate, shoving a box of fancy bakery cookies into their arms after a job. Occasionally, he’ll feed Sophie and Nate; but more often than not, it’s Parker and Hardison. It starts small. Store bought snacks and bites of food off his plate; but then it starts to escalate.
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02 Aug 2021
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Breanna asks Eliot a question. It's... less than ideal. He keeps some things secret for a reason.
‘I mean, there were clues. Alec didn’t tell us tell us, but you should hear how he talks about you, man. It’s honestly kinda gross.’
‘What the—who the hell is “us”?’ he splutters.
‘Just me and Nana and…’ She pauses and then finishes in a rush. ‘…Okay, maybe some of our other foster siblings.’
‘“Maybe some”?’
‘Maybe a few,’ she says, which does absolutely nothing to clarify the situation. ‘My brother Mikey was the one who went hard for the triad theory. I was actually way off base for a while, ’cause Alec made it sound like he was maybe dating Catwoman and Batman at the same time, and no offense but I was kinda skeptical ’cause I’m pretty sure back in the day he posted that exact fanfic on his LiveJournal—which,’ she adds hastily, ‘if he asks, I definitely haven’t found.’
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01 Aug 2021
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Jane Shepard and Garrus Vakarian have created the perfect little family, gathering orphaned refugee children from their destroyed home planets and giving them a new home on Eden Prime.
But, Garrus notices the other colonists whispering between themselves and realises that something is going on. And he won’t let his family be put in danger.
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30 Jul 2021
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Sleepwalker by TheNovelNightingale
Fandoms: Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy
07 May 2020
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On a quiet evening during the Reaper War, the Normandy Crew comes across a sleep walking Shepard, letting known a secret.
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23 Jul 2021