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Eating custard never lead to so much fun. And by fun I mean sexy times.
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Sherlock's disgust for relationships stems back to his first "crush" on Sebastian who took advantage of the situation. Warnings for drug use, Sherlock definitely not enjoying himself while having sex, and naturally, sex.
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After three years in Azkaban, Draco Malfoy is slowly wasting away. His deliverance comes in the form of a marriage act that allows the early release of certain prisoners if chosen as marriage partners.
In a twist of fate, Draco and Hermione find that a marriage between the two of them is the best option to serve both their needs: his need to escape Azkaban and her need for the freedom and resources to fight against the act before their one year deadline to conceive arrives.- Language:
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23 Jan 2026
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Countdown To The Ministry-Mandated Mrs. by ConvenientlyLost
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Nov 2025
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5 years after the war, the decline in birthrate had the Ministry of Magic scrambling for a way to encourage magical population growth. After extensive research and magical testing, an Incentive Program-turned Marriage Law was implemented. Established couples could file a Declaration of Intent to wed, or unattached members of Wizarding Society, in the predetermined age group, would be assigned a Ministry Match and be expected to wed, all by the end of the 2-year allotment.
So, when Hermione gets a notice from the Ministry that her Date of Intention has been moved up, due to a community-wide lack of participation and underutilization of the original Incentive Program, she now has 100 days to overturn the newly amended law and get out of a Declaration of Intent she doesn’t have any recollection of signing in the first place.
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03 Jan 2026
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How to Fall in Love with Draco Malfoy by Plainyjaney
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Sep 2025
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If Draco Malfoy was meant to be the most ineligible bachelor in the wizarding world, then why was he advertising a tourney whose winner would become his wife? And why were witches lining up around the block for their chance to compete?
Hermione Granger is recruited by the DMLE to go undercover in the competition for Malfoy’s heart. Her mission is to get closer to the growing death eater cause presumably housed in Malfoy Manor, dodging the increasingly ridiculous selection competitions in her way.
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03 Jan 2026
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She wanders across him one night, not realizing that their chance encounter in a Hogwarts corridor will save both of their lives. A post-war Dramione fic about healing, friendship, second chances, and love. [Now complete!]
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He just stared at her. It was all he could do. She made him breathless and awake all at once. His heart was beating so hard against his chest, he was sure it would slip through the bone and escape from his ribcage. Draco didn’t think that would be such a problem because he knew exactly where it would go.
It would run back to her.- Language:
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02 Jan 2026
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Nine years ago, Hermione Granger created a plan to become Minister of Magic by the time she turned 60. As part of that plan she knew she needed a husband and two children to convince the public to support her.
She is now approaching her thirty-fourth birthday and is still single, though not for lack of trying. She's questioning her dating methodology as friends grow distant, her parents age, her fertile years are peaking, and the professional goals she created at twenty-five are starting to become harder to cling to. She knows she needs something to change, but that's easier said than done when Draco Malfoy won't leave her the fuck alone.
As for Draco, there's nothing quite as alluring as an angry Hermione Granger, and that's why he's been teasing her for the last ten years. It's only when he comes up with his best idea yet - and gets himself assigned as her security detail for an event that absolutely does not require it - that he starts to peel back the layers and sees her for who she really is. She's more than just a beautiful witch with a fierce temper. She's flawed, lonely, and starting to burn out.
Draco knows he can help. He just needs to her to say yes first.
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26 Dec 2025