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The town itself is tiny, as evidenced by the ten minutes it’s taken Louis to drive the entire thing. There’s not a single recognisable brand in sight—no Tesco or McDonald’s or even a bloody Starbucks. Lining the streets instead are mom and pop stores with names like ‘Jerry’s Burgers’ and ‘The Market Basket’ and…
“'Naked & Proud?'” Louis almost slams on the brakes at the outlandish sign, the name written in a seemingly innocent font, words curved around a large cartoon peach. He can’t help turning into the carpark, easing the car into a spot next to a beat up truck.
He isn’t sure what to make of it. Surely it isn’t a strip joint or sex shop, not with the families and little old ladies going in and out of the establishment. Some kind of nudist hangout, perhaps?
And, oh, God. Did Louis’ mother accidentally send him to live in a nudist colony?
In which Harry runs an organic store, not a nudist colony, and Louis doesn't know whether to be relieved or disappointed.
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if i could do it all again (i know i'd go back to you) by miladys
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
20 May 2019
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Sometimes she thinks about the Hound. She’s so lonely she would actually welcome his company, relish in having someone there to call her a bitch or a stupid cunt. That day in King’s Landing, he’d told her to live. You think you’ve wanted revenge a long time? I’ve been after it all my life. It’s all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You want to be like me? You come with me, you die here. She’d tried to heed his advice, tried to live by those words – but to live, she thought she had to run, run away from her trauma, run away from the place where she had lost so much. But in doing so, she’d run away from everyone who had ever loved her too. She wishes the Hound were here to tell her what to do now, because she fears she may have made the wrong decision, and it might be too late.
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Arya decides to live, and there's one particular Baratheon she'd like to do it with.Bookmarked by alieniiuris
31 May 2019
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it starts somewhere by mochee
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
01 Mar 2017
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“I wasn’t going to press charges.”
“This Jyn Erso threw paper made for urinal purposes at your living quarters. Does that or does that not count as both vandalism and trespassing charges and therefore, mean that you were potentially unsafe and give very legal grounds for arresting her—”
“We’re dating,” Cassian blurts.
Jyn’s head snaps up to Cassian’s, her eyes wide. They’re—they’re what?
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Jyn TP's the wrong house, and Cassian pretends to be her boyfriend to prevent her from getting arrested.
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03 Mar 2017
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In the grand scheme of things, finding a date for a wedding should be no problem for Louis Tomlinson. He's rich. He's handsome. He's reasonably well behaved. But when the wedding is for his lifelong best friend (and former boyfriend), and is happening in under a month, finding a date for the ceremony and accompanying festivities becomes more of an adventure than he ever could have planned for.
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09 Jun 2015
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“The birds told me.”
There was a brief silence.
“The birds.”
“The birds,” Harry confirmed from beneath his red hood, “And the squirrels, but they’re all liars so I didn’t believe them.”
“All squirrels are liars,” Louis repeated faintly.
“Well, not all of them. Just most. It’s not nice to generalise.”
An Arthurian Legend/Faerie AU based on 'The Wedding of Sir Gawain and Dame Ragnelle', wherein Louis is a Knight of the Round Table and Harry is not what he seems.
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06 Mar 2015