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Training Exercises (plus or minus Murphy's law) by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for AllieTheBard
Fandoms: Murderbot (TV)
17 Dec 2025
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It was not, quite, an emergency.
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Made With Love by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for echoslam
Fandoms: Twin Peaks (TV 1990)
20 Nov 2025
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Shelly has plans for Leo, all right, and Norma is a key part of them. They have plans together for after that, too.
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a romance of its own, not possible altogether to exclude by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for silveradept
Fandoms: Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials, Midsummer Night's Dream - Shakespeare
13 Oct 2025
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Mayhem and Puck get along like a house on fire. (Someone else's.)
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Murderbot doesn't like Death by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for Sir_Bear
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Discworld - Terry Pratchett
23 Sep 2025
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I'd often thought how I'd like reality better if it were more like stories in media. Serve me right to finally get my wish and absolutely hate it.
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At a family gathering, the old question emerges again: what would it take to make Ned willing to leave his father's house? This time, Linda and Johnny may find out the answer.
Recent series
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Sweat, Tears, or the Sea by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
Fandom The Orphan's Tales Series - Catherynne M. Valente
25 Dec 2018
- Words:
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- 2
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Diptych (Old-Fashioned Hat) by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
Fandom Hadestown - Mitchell
24 Apr 2019
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The stories can be read in any order. I've got a pocketful of change is the happy one. And I don't want to go home yet is the sad one. Choose accordingly.
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- Bookmarks:
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The sun at sea by alfgifu
Fandoms: Nine Worlds Series - Victoria Goddard, Lays of the Hearth-Fire - Victoria Goddard
16 Feb 2026
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They called Kip Mdang many things: pirate, freebooter, folk hero, villain. Imperial lapdog, now and then, although I'd never heard that twice. Nor did anyone who’d met him tend to repeat the epithet 'Seafarer King', though it was popular in Solaara.
What if Kip went back to the pirates instead of the Palace, after his long voyage home?
Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
16 Feb 2026
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our common and ordinary good by Anonymous
Fandoms: Nine Worlds Series - Victoria Goddard, Lays of the Hearth-Fire - Victoria Goddard
01 Feb 2026
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Cliopher has been charged with the care and keeping of the world; this duty he holds as best he can, for his government, and for the inhabitants of Zunidh, and for the person who asked him to keep it all safe.
Then he chances across his Radiancy mid-quest in an Amboloyan eatery. And then he gets kidnapped.
(Set post-Hands of the Emperor.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,990
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
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- Kudos:
- 65
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Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
15 Feb 2026
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Seth side-eyed Iris, then snorted a laugh when she made a talking motion with her hand. “Uh huh.”
« Iris, I saw that. My point is, it is frankly insulting that you immediately assume I did something bad— »
“Peri broke protocol on its last cargo run,” Iris interrupted loudly.
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Or, Seth finds out that the surprises never end when your kid is a giant homicidal starship.
Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
12 Feb 2026
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So How Do You Play This Game, Then? by lyricwritesprose
Fandoms: Murderbot (TV), The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
08 Feb 2026
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"When an obvious innocent sits down with three experienced card sharpers and says “How do you play this game, then?” someone is about to be shaken down until their teeth fall out." Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad. Or: a Corporation Rim genetic trader looks for an easy mark at a Preservation fair and comes away very, very confused.
Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
09 Feb 2026
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I sent ART the edited file along with a snapshot of my recent haptic sensor logs, which mostly looked like [deleted] [deleted] [deleted].
ART took a moment to process that. Your difficulty with physical touch extends beyond merely touching or being touched by humans, it surmised.
I guess, yeah. I bristled at calling it a ‘difficulty’: it wasn't hard to touch things, I just didn't like doing it. But I had a system for dealing with that, so whatever, it wasn't an issue.
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Or, ART wants to make Murderbot comfortable. (And yes, it would like to feel that for itself, too.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,000
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 50
- Kudos:
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Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
05 Feb 2026