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    “Mm, not stuff his pockets with the drug everyone thinks makes you gay right before a press conference? Maybe!” Ilya’s voice chimed happily from the phone.

    “You wanna tell us why you’re so acquainted with Rush that you can identify it in 780p, Ilya?” Kip asked.

    “…I have so much leather to deodorize, Kip Grady. So many sports cars, you know.”

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    Kip can't believe no one else can tell how outrageously gay Ilya Rozanov is, but he's not complaining, he's happy to have someone else to talk to at all the hockey functions.

    Or: Perfect gaydar haver Ilya Rozanov finally gets a taste of his own medicine. A series of looks into Kip and Ilya's friendship, starting after the cottage.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    With MJF both single and Daddyless after Punk's latest blowup, now is the PERFECT opportunity for Max Caster. He just needs to roll up with an edible arrangement and a pocket full of lube and shoot his shot.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    “We saved the world,” Robin said, softly. “And that had some side effects.”

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    On July 5th, 1987, Steve Harrington bleeds to death in the Upside Down helping his friends defeat Vecna.

    Four days later he wakes up in his bed in Hawkins, in a world where the Upside Down never existed.

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    21 Jan 2026

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    Steve wakes up the morning of their two-month We-Finally-Got-Our-Shit-Together anniversary to find Eddie staring at him, crouched over at the foot of the bed with his round unblinking eyes like a fucking gargoyle. It should be creepy. Steve is used to this, though, so now it’s just kind of a thing that Eddie does.

    “What,” Steve says groggily, wiping the drool from his mouth.

    “Nothing, angel, go back to sleep,” Eddie trills.

    Or, two months after Steve and Eddie officially get together, Steve finds himself thinking about home, his heart, and how to let go.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    It seems horribly fitting that when Marta’s soulbond arrives, it’s in the most absurdly ridiculous, horrible way imaginable. It involves the Thrombeys, so of course something that should be wonderful just ends up being terrible in the end.

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    08 Jan 2026