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Peter goes to ULTA in search of the perfect eyeshadow palette for Aunt May. When he's asked to be the guinea pig for a new makeup artist-in-training, he's surprised to find that he's kind of into the makeup thing.
In other words: Peter figures out what makes him look fierce, and the people around him love him unconditionally.
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When Pepper Potts decides the Avengers need a little good publicity, a friendly game of Family Feud (Avenger's style) seems like the perfect idea. What could possibly go wrong?
The answer: A lot. A lot could go wrong.
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You Have to Try by aceschwarz222
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
10 Feb 2019
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Pepper Potts realizes Tony Stark is going downhill fast. He's gone over 30 hours without any sleep, and sleep is something he so desperately needs. When he won't come on his own, Pepper knows she has to get creative.
Good thing a certain teenager from Queens has exceptional super strength and cares about Tony as much as she does...
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Spider-Man: Home Alone by aceschwarz222
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Jan 2019
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Peter Parker is stuck at the Avengers Compound alone when a mission calls the others away. Thanks to a power outage, two intruders make their way into the seemingly defenseless Compound. Unlucky for them, Peter Parker is fiercely protective of his home, and he's seen his share of old movies...
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Spiders and Potato Guns by aceschwarz222
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Dec 2018
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Peter Parker's aunt gets a promotion and needs to be in Texas for an entire month for the training. Harley Keener gets kicked out of his aunt's house while his mom is on her honeymoon with her new husband. Thanks to this strange combination of events, Tony Stark finds himself taking care of two teenagers (with the help of Pepper Potts, of course) for an entire month. Being a pseudo-parent can't be that hard...right?
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Santa drives a blue-green Beetle by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
23 Dec 2021
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“Hey, kid. Not answering your phone anymore? That’s an outrage. Only Pepper is allowed to ghost me. Call me back.”
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23 Dec 2021
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Peter Parker's home for wayward people and animals by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
23 Dec 2021
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Peter Parker. 16 years old. Recently emancipated from the foster system and moved into the dingy villa his deceased parents left him. Which apparently means he has to deal with various stray animals and human beings who keep choosing his house as their refuge. He is so unprepared for this shit.
And then stupid Tony Stark randomly decides to insert himself into Peter’s life, with his dad-sweaters and his boo-boo fixing and his casseroles.
He thinks Peter’s parents are just out of town on a business trip. Peter is in no mood to correct him.- Language:
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23 Dec 2021
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quaranteens by blueh
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
02 Jan 2021
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“Peter Parker,” Cindy says. Peter’s head snaps up so fast that it almost looks inhuman. “Did Tony Stark just waltz in and pick up his child in the background of your Zoom call?”
Peter freezes. Wide-eyed, with ‘guilty’ written on his forehead in 72, bold, Times New Roman font. It takes a solid thirty seconds before he can put himself together enough to click the unmute button.
“I—no?” Peter says. His voice is startlingly high pitched and his expression is nothing short of horrified.
Damn, if that isn’t anything but a confession.
Or: a day in the life of the quarantined high school spider-kid, as seen through the eyes of his first-period chemistry class.
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11 Jul 2021
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Of All the Nurses’ Offices in All the High Schools... by sahiya for whumphoarder
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
07 Jun 2021
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Peter Parker has his own gravitational orbit, and it tends to suck in the people around him. Including burned out school nurses who were just minding their own business.
Or: Patrick Carmichael meets Spider-Man (and Tony Stark), adopts a cat, and gets just a little bit better.
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24 Jun 2021
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The Room Saga by buckleyirondad
Fandom Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
02 Jan 2021
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29 Apr 2021