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  1. Public Bookmark 64

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    Megumi’s determined to make Yuuji’s birthday perfect - he’d just rather do it without accidentally exposing his not-at-all-huge crush in the process.

    Or, the story of how burned pancakes, a terrible horror movie, and a pair of Sasuke and Naruto plushies manage to bring two idiots together.

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    "I mean, uh, I know that your stupid wormo man prequel movie came out, and uh. You should. Go see it."

    Smooth. Very smooth. Megumi managed to phrase that so badly that the whole point was lost. He wanted to bang his head against the wall.

    "See it... alone?" Yuuji said slowly.

    "No!" Megumi said, a little too loudly.

    He flinched, and took a deep breath.

    "I mean," he said, trying to regain his composure. "I'll come with you. If... if you want. Not because I want to see the movie or anything, but I just figured it would be fun to hang out or whatever. Not that I was going to invite you to come along or anything. You can do whatever you want. It's your birthday. I'm not forcing you. I don't care."

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Just your typical, everyday fake-dating Itafushi AU. Except, Yuuji's pretending to date Tsumiki, and, well… he might be just a little disastrously gay for her brother. Chaos ensues.

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    Yuuji stared.

    There was absolutely no way that Tsumiki just forgot to mention that her brother happened to be the most gorgeous man ever to grace this earth. That had to be deliberate.

    Because how else was he supposed to react to that?

    Tsumiki was gorgeous, sure, but she was gorgeous in a sweet, approachable way. Like, if you saw her walking down the street, you'd ask her for directions. Megumi, though? Megumi looked like he would either punch you or kiss you, depending on the situation. And, either way, it would probably be the hottest experience of your life. Either way, it was deeply unfair that someone so attractive could exist.

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    28 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    Wei Wuxian didn’t take the harsh Gusu winters into account when he set out on this nighthunt.

    Lan Wangji will have to deal with the consequences.

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    25 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 51

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    It should not have come as a surprise that some vengeful somebody would find a way to poison him. Wei Wuxian, well acquainted with death, is once again faced with the prospect of it.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    “You didn’t have to come,” Wei Wuxian says, sounding faintly embarrassed. “Whatever Jiang Cheng told you, it’s not true. It’s just a stab wound. Didn’t even puncture anything important. My doctor said I’d be right as rain in no time.”

    “You got stabbed?” Lan Wangji can’t quite hide the shock in his voice.

    Wei Wuxian ducks his head. “Just a little.”

    (Desperate to get away from his family, Lan Wangji has settled into a quiet life. Wei Wuxian seems to be intent on disturbing it. Lan Wangji seems intent on letting him.)

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    24 Feb 2026