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"There are in fact many Susans across the universes. Sometimes you're a nurse, other times you're a fish... This is a bit embarrassing but you're actually my wife in a lot of realities."
"I'm your wife. In other realities." Susan repeated.
"NOT in this one!" Dan yelled from the kitchen.
"Ignore him, he's just jealous," Phil whispered cheekily to Susan.
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An AU in which psychic Phil and his helper Dan find different versions of Susan to save the world.CHAPTER 8: PHILTROSPECTION
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All your darkest thoughts (are actually quite bright) by Ren_Saxon
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
14 Jan 2026
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“Oh, we’re on this again, are we? In the middle of my plight?”
“Just telling the truth,” Phil shrugged. “I can hear you stressing in your mind, you know?”
Dan shook his head, his eyes gleaming.
“Right,” he said. “Except our fucking neighbours can probably hear it too, with how loud I’m projecting my misery.”
Phil can read thoughts. Dan doesn't believe him.
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25 Jan 2026
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wait, is this fucking book about us? by noxhsw for sunbeambisexual
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
10 Aug 2025
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Dan is a depressed lawyer, Phil is a sad romance author. They meet when they're stranded at an airport, thinking they'll never see each other again. But when Phil writes a book about their encounter, Dan wants to meet him once more.
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13 Sep 2025
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the elephant in the room by pressuretoparty
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22 Apr 2025
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Dan talks to his therapist, buys groceries, freaks out about the entire Phil situation, and tries to address the elephant in the room.
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"You don't think I screwed it all up, do you?" Dan says. "My chances of having anything real with Phil?"
"Oh, Dan," his therapist says. "If we're going to talk about you and Phil in a romantic sense, we're going to need more than five minutes."
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27 Apr 2025
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‘’-and I love that hat. I wear it allll the time, Dan gets annoyed but I think he’s just faking it.’’ Phil voices smugly.
‘’Oh yeah?’’ says Dan, as he gently picks up the hat and rests it on Phil's head.
‘’Mhmm,’’ says Phil, as he begins to look exhausted again, the conversation clearly knocking any energy he had out of him.
(Basically just another fic about the recent hospital trip.)
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19 Dec 2024
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If you asked most people of Daniel J. Howell’s lot in life, they’d tell you it was pretty good. A small career writing for a fashionable magazine, the heir to one of New York’s most prestigious hotels, the convenience of youth and an ailing millionaire father… what more could an 18-year-old ask for?
So when a night at the symphony turns into the start of a whole new double life in the city’s queer underworld, the heir to New York’s most fashionable hotel will have to learn what is what when you're dating a cabaret singer, and who is who when that singer becomes a troubled star.
So it’s nothing but fate to blame when things start to fall apart. The catch? It’s the last half of the 1920s—
And this romance is illegal.
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24 Nov 2024