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    Marazhai is in a cage.

    He is being punished. That much is obvious. What isn’t obvious is what exactly for. It seems like every other moment he’s doing something that angers everyone aboard the ship except the Rogue Trader, so what he possibly could have done to actually prompt punishment is unclear.

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    Or: Marazhai is naughty and for once my rogue trader actually gets mad at him and so actually punishes him. As told from Yrliet’s POV bc I think this one works best as an outsider looking in and all the humans are too prejudiced against Marzi to think anything about the situation but “shoulda killed him instead”

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    “Wait,” Marazhai says, his voice lowering and taking on a twinge of something almost like anger. He reaches into the crate and pulls out a chestplate, and even though Aaron is unfamiliar with xenos armour he can tell that this is fine indeed. Even before Marazhai’s next words, it is clear the armour is going to cost a pretty penny, but then he opens his mouth and says, indignant, “this is mine!”

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    Or: I was digging thru Ryzza’s wares the other day and I was reminded she has a reaving tempest origin armour set. That then naturally lead to me thinking about what exactly happened to all the shit from the reaving tempest after we nuked the faction during our escape. And thus, we have this.

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    It’s infuriating.

    The Rogue Trader is bedding a Drukhari and it’s infuriating.

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    Or: Heinrix laments that he is never listened to on this damn ship and that the rogue trader may very well kill him with a stress hernia.

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    “Flip,” Aaron commands, tone clipped, and waits until Mazazhai reluctantly but obediently turns over so his ass is on display. It’s a small ass, admittedly, far from the best one he’s fucked, but he’s not fucking Marazhai because of his voluptuous physique. He likes Marazhai’s lanky proportions and wiry muscle, likes how he towers over everyone but Ulfar… likes how despite his height and his fighting prowess and his athleticism he still yields under Aaron’s command.

    Or maybe he just likes that he can be despicable to him and it just makes him want more.

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    Or: My RT and Marzi have sex and it’s more tame than they’re used to and that’s *weird* but not bad weird. Then they have a bath and have more sex as a treat.

    (I say it’s tame but I mean *for them* so heed the tags please)

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    “It is pain and suffering you require to withstand warp jumps, not death, yes?” Aaron asks, carefully watching Marazhai’s body language.

    He tenses just slightly, raising a cautious eyebrow at the question. “I suppose if you wish to be pedantic about it, yes,” he replies, setting the knife down with a curious tilt of the head, “although, from my experience with your pitiful mon-keigh biology, one typically results in the other far sooner than I would prefer.”

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    Or: My Rogue Trader comes up with another way to help Marazhai out with warp jumps. Then the two of them have some sexual tension about it

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    “Bathing in blood is a little cliche, even for you, isn’t it?” He asks, footsteps stopping as if he’d stopped in his tracks.

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    Or: My custom durge is a general menace and Gortash matches his energy. They then proceed to fuck about it.

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    137
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    6
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    1,840
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    The first time Enver Gortash meets The Dark Urge he is late.

    Not Gortash, you understand, Gortash is never late. He has far too many things to do and far too little time in which to do them; tardiness, especially including his own, is not exactly conducive to getting as many of those things done as possible. No, Gortash is as precisely on-time as it is possible to be. The same cannot be said for their Bhaalist co-conspirators.

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    Or: Gort n Kaz’s first meeting, that’s it, that’s the fic.

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    He should have known Astarion would notice. The two of them have always been on the same wavelength.

    So finding the vampire awake and sipping on probably-not-wine when he attempts to return to the Elfsong in the wee hours of the day shouldn’t be as surprising as it is.

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    Or: Kazaran (my durge) chats with his closest companions about his budding (kinda) relationship with Gortash, and they both seem to have the same opinion about his taste in men…

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    “I think…” Kazaran says, trailing off in hesitation. He knows what he wishes to say, but he’s still not entirely worked up the nerve. That’s a novel concept, there isn’t much he is nervous about these days.

    “Mmn,” Gortash hums, not opening his eyes, and rubs at a still-forming bruise on his chest, “That’s not something you do every day, what’s the special occasion?”

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    Or: my durge Kazaran finally gets around to asking to be exclusive, and Gortash is only a little bit of a dick about it.

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    1,127
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    It takes a minute or so after the man stops breathing for him to stop stabbing, his body moving of its own accord. When he does he stays kneeled, breathing heavy and heart beating out of his chest.

    A blessed kill. A suitable offering. A fine way to spend an evening.

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    Or: My Durge Kazaran kills someone and gets horny about it and then Gortash gets horny about him getting horny about it.

    HEED THE TAGS!!

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    They’ve managed to find a moment to themselves away from camp and prying eyes, something that is quite the luxury recently. This is only the second time since their first night under Gale’s conjured stars. Trout had found a small but well furnished room not far from their camp in the Gauntlet of Shar, clearly once belonging to some high-ranking sharran. Now it serves as little more than an opportunity for Trout to get Gale out of his trousers.

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    Or: look it’s just porn of these two losers being in love and fuckin’ about it.

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    It was bound to happen eventually, stuck out in the wilderness for weeks with a group of young and hot-blooded men and women with too much adrenaline and not quite enough goblins to take it out on. Part of Kazaran had hoped that the tadpoles would disrupt their cycles to the point where they wouldn’t need to worry about it at least until they reached Baldur’s Gate.

    Alas, the Last Light Inn is as far as they’ve made it.

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    Or: My sweet Durge Kazaran goes into rut in the Shadowlands and Astarion offers to help. Only Kazaran doesn’t want help, not the way Astarion is offering anyway.

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    Kazaran is unsure why he feels so self conscious when Gortash traces his scars. He has many, after all.

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    Or: Kaz (my durge) and Gort get a few moments to themselves and Gortash takes the opportunity to catch up with Kazaran’s patchwork of brand new scars

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    3
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    1,051
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    “What is this?”

    Gortash leans back smoothly in his chair to avoid being slapped by the thick wad of paper being slammed down on his desk. He looks down his nose at the offending article, and then up through his brows at Kazaran who is scowling at him viciously enough that any lesser man would have been terrified. As it stands, he just looks sceptical and that makes Kazaran prickle with wrath.

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    Or: my custom Durge does the newspaper mission and gets understandably upset that his boyfriend is publishing smear campaigns about him. Also this is basically an excuse for me to write a Gortash version of the ‘trying to kill your lover’ act 2 scene because I am nothing if not a creature of personal gratification ;)

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    8
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    1,402
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    “I realised recently that I know little about you outside of murder,” Gortash says idly while not meeting Kazaran’s eyes, twirling one of this cloak’s gaudy golden tassels around his gaudy golden claw.

    Kazaran raises an eyebrow at him anyway.

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    Or: My custom Durge and our boy Gort play chess and flirt. That’s it that’s the fic.

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    5
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    1,564
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    Kazaran makes a noise almost like a feral snarl against his throat and Gortash can feel how it vibrates. It feels like being at the jaws of a rabid beast.

    It seems it is one of those nights.

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    Or: my custom Durge Kazaran is having a shitty day and lets The Dark Urge have his way with Gortash as a way to let off some steam. But this time from Gort’s POV just to mix it up.

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    2/2
    Comments:
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    286
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    17
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    3,484
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    Enver Gortash is dead.

    His life snuffed like a torch in a bucket. No fanfare. No gore. No love. Just death.

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    Or: my sweet Durge has a change of heart after watching Gortash get bodied by the Absolute. Because what use is a kingdom of destruction when you have no one with which to share it?

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    25
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    234
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    15
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    1,596
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    Yearning is an odd feeling.

    Kazaran is a man who rarely has the opportunity to do so, and when he does he’s usually able to resolve the feeling by simply killing whoever The Urge is yearning for. His current yearning is not a product of The Urge, however, and thus he’s not entirely sure how to deal with it.

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    Or: My custom Durge does some classic murderous homosexual yearning for Gortash.

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    10
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    266
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    14
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    1,949
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    “You’ve been sending love-letters to other men in my absence, I see.”

    Gortash doesn’t jump, but he does freeze for a split second. It’s surely enough to cause a blot on the letter he’s writing, which, knowing him, will cause him to have to rewrite the whole thing. It’s almost satisfying enough to make him have mercy on the pitiful Banite.

    Almost.

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    Or: My custom Durge finds that godawful love-note Gortash writes to Franc and he’s so dumb and smitten he actually gets jealous about it.

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    2,308
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    354
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    3,194
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    “I have a treat for you today, my love,”

    “You can’t help but spoil me, can you, Tyrant?“

    “Anything for my favourite assassin, you know that.”

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    Or: Gortash surprises Kazaran with a treat of the murderous variety and they proceed to nasty fuck about it 🤷

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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    271
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    3,672

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