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As a specialist in obtaining magical art and rooting out forgeries, Hermione Granger is no stranger to rare and complicated forms of magic. But when her eldest child receives his Hogwarts letter, delivered by Head Auror Merrythought and Minister Shacklebolt, a familiar surname where her husband’s should be upends her world.
Malfoy. The letter is addressed to Archer Malfoy.
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23 Feb 2026
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Title: How to Disappear
Author: ravenslightSummary:
As a specialist in obtaining magical art and rooting out forgeries, Hermione Granger is no stranger to rare and complicated forms of magic. But when her eldest child receives his Hogwarts letter, delivered by Head Auror Merrythought and Minister Shacklebolt, a familiar surname where her husband’s should be upends her world.Malfoy. The letter is addressed to Archer Malfoy.
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The owl squeezed itself through the rusting bars of his Azkaban cell and flew to the ground, hooting in triumph and waddling around on the dusty floor. Draco grasped the owl gently in his fist to still it, then withdrew the letter from the mail bag.
His heart thudded. Who was contacting him? His mother? Pansy? Not one of the Death Eaters, surely?
Then he unrolled the page and let out a disbelieving huff.
It was a fucking survey.
Well. They wanted a response? He’d give them one.
- On a scale of 1 (not at all) to 4 (very), how clean are Azkaban’s facilities? — Fuck you
- On a scale of 1 (not at all) to 4 (very), how humane has your treatment been at Azkaban? — Fuck this
- Any additional comments? — Fuck off
P.S. Your owl is insane
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In which a well-meaning researcher, Hermione Granger, runs a study without realizing who Participant 1 is.
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21 Feb 2026
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Title: On a scale of 1 to 4 (a k.a. the one with the cutest owl EVER!!!)
Author: parrafoSummary:
The owl squeezed itself through the rusting bars of his Azkaban cell and flew to the ground, hooting in triumph and waddling around on the dusty floor. Draco grasped the owl gently in his fist to still it, then withdrew the letter from the mail bag.His heart thudded. Who was contacting him? His mother? Pansy? Not one of the Death Eaters, surely?
Then he unrolled the page and let out a disbelieving huff.
It was a fucking survey.
Well. They wanted a response? He’d give them one.
On a scale of 1 (not at all) to 4 (very), how clean are Azkaban’s facilities? — Fuck you
On a scale of 1 (not at all) to 4 (very), how humane has your treatment been at Azkaban? — Fuck this
Any additional comments? — Fuck off
P.S. Your owl is insane—
In which a well-meaning researcher, Hermione Granger, runs a study without realizing who Participant 1 is.
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"That's a great idea you've come up with," Ron scoffs. "Putting those two in a room together for Merlin knows how long? Sorry, Remus, Kings, but that's madness. Neither of them wants that, and it won't be conducive to their work."
"Ron..." Remus begins, but Malfoy cuts him off.
"Actually," he says calmly, "it was all my idea."
Hermione can't help but stare at him, her mouth agape.
"As I'm sure you can imagine, Weasley," he continues, though his eyes never leave her, "I have a personal interest in seeing Granger's efforts crowned with success one day. And until then, I would like to support her. Not only with the knowledge I have acquired, but also with my body."
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[Wartime AU. Four years after the Battle of Hogwarts. Slow Burn. Fast Timeline.]Bookmarked by WriteyAphrodite
21 Feb 2026
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Title: You Get Me
Author: TheDaeSummary:
"That's a great idea you've come up with," Ron scoffs. "Putting those two in a room together for Merlin knows how long? Sorry, Remus, Kings, but that's madness. Neither of them wants that, and it won't be conducive to their work.""Ron..." Remus begins, but Malfoy cuts him off.
"Actually," he says calmly, "it was all my idea."
Hermione can't help but stare at him, her mouth agape.
"As I'm sure you can imagine, Weasley," he continues, though his eyes never leave her, "I have a personal interest in seeing Granger's efforts crowned with success one day. And until then, I would like to support her. Not only with the knowledge I have acquired, but also with my body."
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Set seven years after the war, and after a year in Janus Thickey Ward, a hollow and broken Hermione Jean Granger finds herself working as a shopgirl at Atelier Émeraudes et Argent, organizing and archiving pieces and sketches. It is there that she finds herself again.
now complete.
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21 Feb 2026
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Title: The Shopgirl
Author: 66gryf99
Art: accioquillsSummary:
Set seven years after the war, and after a year in Janus Thickey Ward, a hollow and broken Hermione Jean Granger finds herself working as a shopgirl at Atelier Émeraudes et Argent, organizing and archiving pieces and sketches. It is there that she finds herself again.Completely written. Daily drops.
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Draco hates weddings.
But he does love fucking Hermione Granger at his mother's wedding.
Unfortunately for her, one night just wasn't enough to sate his desire for her.
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21 Feb 2026
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Title: Draco's Sweet Summer
Author: westxnorthwestSummary:
Draco hates weddings.But he does love fucking Hermione Granger at his mother's wedding.
Unfortunately for her, one night just wasn't enough to sate his desire for her.
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In response to a prompt by Anonymous in the TrulyMadlyDeeply Fest 2025: Shades of Desire collection.