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    Hermione and Harry go to Greece to get over their respective Weasley breakups. It rains the whole time. They get drunk, have the best sex of their lives, agree never to talk about it, and go back to being friends.

    Six weeks later, Hermione throws up in a Ministry hallway and realizes her mocha creamer expired over a month ago.

    This is not how she planned to tell him.

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    20 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    For some reason, two years post-Survivor the Force decides to launch the Mantis crew back in time to their younger bodies immediately post-Purge. Cere is very confused why she isn’t dead, Cal is annoyed at how short he is, Merrin is sexually frustrated and Greez just really wants to feed his family and have the kids act like kids, damn it.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    “And what did you say your name was?” He asked softly.

    “I’m Harry Potter.” The recognition Harry had been waiting for leapt into Sirius’ eyes. Though, not one of jubilation, one of horror.

    “What?” He breathed. “That’s not possible.”

    This fic will be a dimension-hop story where Harry discovers a parent's love for the first time, healing from his past, and some wild plot reveals/Horcrux hunting mania. Takes place right when Bill/Fleur wedding is crashed.
    ATTN: this is an action/adventure fic there will be little to no romance…you have been warned

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    The title is inspired by that scene at the end of Order of the Phoenix after [SPOILER ALERT] Sirius dies:

    "Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human-"
    "THEN-I-DON'T-WANT-TO-BE-HUMAN... I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE-"
    "You do care," said Dumbledore. "You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it."
    [Order of the Phoenix/pg 824/J.K. Rowling]

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    30 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    The events of Season 5, as written by somebody who has both seen the show and cares about it.

    This is a continuation of my previous Henderhop fic, which takes place over the course of the 18 month time skip. Mostly canon-compliant up to Escape From Camazotz.

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    22 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    Dustin has heard nothing but radio silence from his girlfriend for weeks. He starts tinkering with it, hoping his radio is simply broken. What he finds, however, is something much more sinister. It's an odd, pulsing, breathing noise coming from a radio channel he's not sure he's tuned into before.

    He knows what it is. It knows about him too.

    Dustin enlists the help of El to track down this mystery noise and hopefully put an end to it. All he can pray for now is for that radio to fall silent once more.

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    14 Jan 2026