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    On sexual dimorphism in C. urophasianus by

    Fandoms: The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022)  

    09 May 2023

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    "I must court you," Dream pronounces, and Hob drags his attention away from the flowers. Grimaces slightly.

    "You don't have to," he says. "This will only last a week or two, and then we can go back to being, you know. Normal boyfriends who aren't being driven insane by the urge to put every shiny object in the flat in the bloody bed with me."

    Hob has gone into heat, but an omega's instincts demand that Dream make himself an appealing partner before he will be allowed to touch his lover. This calls for drastic measures. This calls for courtship.

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    Bird like courting rituals, instincts that actively hinder immediate shagging

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    Ridden Hard by

    Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms  

    20 Feb 2026

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    "Are you nose-blind, man?" Ser Manfred asked. The old refrain came to Dunk's lips – thick as a castle wall, slow as an aurochs – but he held it back with an effort. "Haven't you seen a heat come on before?"

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    20 Feb 2026

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    WESTEROS SPECIFIC FAITH OF THE SEVEN OMEGAVERSE

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    The Search for Shmoo by

    Fandoms: Venom (Movie 2018)  

    24 Jun 2019

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    In which Eddie finds himself unprepared for the realities of Klyntar sexuality, and Venom considers the potential merits of Viagra.

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    Oak and Mistletoe by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    26 Sep 2015

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    After a life dominated by a strange form of sickness, Thorin is sent to the Shire to seek a cure only Bilbo Baggins can offer.

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    Good-Bye To All That by for twoam

    Fandoms: Blackadder  

    25 Dec 2023

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    When Edmund Blackadder, bloodied from shrapnel and ears ringing from the shelling, stumbled over Captain Darling's body caught in a tangle of barbed wire, he did not, despite many assurances towards it over the years, laugh, clap, and dance.
    Instead, Blackadder took in the dark-wet definitely-not-mud stain spread all over Darling's uniformed chest, the pistol lax in his grip, his unseeing eyes turned up towards the overcast sky, and said, "oh, bloody buggering hell."

    "Quite," agreed Darling, squinting down at his own corpse; and, despite the unfortunate circumstances, took great pleasure in hearing Blackadder scream like a little girl.

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    01 Nov 2025

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    Genuinely cried. Excellent