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Every brush with Johnny kept Ghost coming back for more. He was an addict hunting for his next hit. Sometimes it was a pat on the shoulder to signal they were on the move, a fist bump after a good mission. A brush of hands passing a cup of tea across the counter. Nothing that should linger but somehow Johnny stuck to him like a burr.
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Ghost finds himself warming to Soap, unable to stop himself from falling a little more everyday. What do you do when you find something that feels more important than the job you've shaped your life around?
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20 Feb 2026
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The Not So Beauty to Your Not So Beast by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
18 Jan 2018
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“Mieczyslaw Stilinski?”
All eyes instantly turned to Stiles and he felt his stomach drop. They’d taken his dad. They’d actually taken his dad and were here to tell him so.
“Yeah?” he asked in a small voice, feeling ready to be sick.
The second he spoke, two of the four regular guards moved through the rows, the lead guard speaking.
“By order of his Grace Peter Hale, you have been selected to begin your employ under the royal house of Hale.”
Wait.
What?
(SNYE - January 19th - Royalty AU)
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- Part 19 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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16 Feb 2026
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O Father of Mine by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for adara
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
26 Dec 2018
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“He told me he understood, and that he was happy we were both happy, and that if I hurt you he knew how to kill a Werewolf and where to hide a body.”
Stiles paused in his task of spooning rice onto one of the plates, giving Derek a weird look. “My dad had a similarly confusing discussion with me this morning,” he admitted.
“Yeah, I’m not sure I understand what he was talking about.”
They stared at one another for a long while in silence.
“Dude,” Stiles finally said. “Does my dad think we’re dating?”
“Is that what that was?” Derek asked.
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- Part 23 of Adara Birthday Celebration
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16 Feb 2026
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tell me lies by ottogezero (ottoge)
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Knight of the Seven Kingdoms - Fandom
18 Feb 2026
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“I see you there, you know,” the alpha calls out to Aerion. “Are you the stable boy?”
Aerion’s eye twitches at the mere thought of him being a stable boy. This man, honestly, what a brute to assume such a thing.
He wants nothing more than to bite the alpha’s head off, but instead, he just settles for biting his lip to keep his anger at bay. He cannot draw attention to himself.
“No,” Aerion snaps at the brute, readjusting the hood of his cloak to make sure it stays on and conceals his hair. “Leave.”
He cannot let anyone see it, lest he wants to be returned to his father.
“Nothing to be ashamed of if you are,” the alpha tries to placate him. “It’s a decent job to have.”
Then, to Aerion’s horror and annoyance, the alpha tosses him a coin, one that proceeds to land by Aerion’s feet.
aerion runs away to escape an arranged marriage and ends up meeting a brute of an alpha at a stable, out of all places.
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10 Feb 2026
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yours truly by herze
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
18 Feb 2026
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“To the Giant of Flea Bottom,
Do not think this is over. I have paid three men in the Reach to follow you. If you sleep, they will be watching. If you eat, they will be counting the bites. If you find yourself some common omega wench that you’ve fallen in love with, I want their fingers brought to me in a box of salt. You are a stain on the laws of gods and men, and I will watch you rot from across the world.
— A.T.”
Dunk is only trying to be of honorable service, but his travels are constantly interrupted by “hate” letters from a certain exiled prince across the Narrow Sea.
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- Part 3 of dunkaerion AU fics
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10 Feb 2026
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“Anyway, with this dinner and the whole plus one thing, everyone’s expecting to meet my boyfriend so I need you to come out for a weekend and pretend we’re dating.”
Derek didn’t hesitate in his response. “No.”
“No?” Stiles sputtered.
“No,” he repeated, enunciating clearly and taking a bite of his burger.
“Come on, Derek!” Stiles exclaimed loudly, throwing both hands in the air. “I need your help!”
(SNYE - January 9th - Fake or Pretend)
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- Part 9 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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05 Feb 2026
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Five Times Derek Walked in on Stiles in the Shower and the One Time He was Invited by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
20 Apr 2021
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“Stiles?” he said again, practically throwing it open and having Stiles almost hit the ceiling he jumped so high.
“Dude, what is with you?!” Stiles demanded, voice a few octaves higher than normal since he’d obviously been startled out of his skin. He angled himself away like he always did when Derek barged in on him in the shower, but he didn’t look mad, just like he was struggling to remind his heart how to beat at a normal rhythm. “Can a guy not shower in peace in his own house? Damn!”
“Are you okay?”
“Barring the heart attack I surely just experienced, sure, I’m great. How are you? Why are you in my bathroom?” He turned to raise his eyebrows at Derek. “Seriously dude, why are you always in my bathroom?”
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05 Feb 2026
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Stupid Say What? by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for adara
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
31 Dec 2018
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Stiles shoved another bite into his mouth, glancing over at Boyd and Erica. Boyd was smiling down into his eggs benedict and Erica was grinning at Stiles.
He frowned in confusion, his chewing slowing. Tucking the food into one cheek, he asked, “What?”
“Nothing. It’s just nice. I like when the four of us come out together. Our little double dates,” she teased, stabbing her fork into a strawberry and putting it between her lips.
Stiles snorted at her comment, since this wasn’t a double date—he wished—but didn’t comment on it because he liked their outings, too. Even if he whined incessantly about it until he got there, it was always a good time.
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- Part 31 of Adara Birthday Celebration
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27 Jan 2026
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Your Royal Assholeness by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for adara
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
21 Dec 2018
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The second he walked in, Derek growled loudly and was beside him in an instant, reaching out to lightly touch his neck.
“Who did this?”
“What the hell is going on?” Stiles hissed in response.
“Your majesty.”
Stiles turned when the woman spoke, positive he’d misheard, but she was on one knee with her head bowed, and the wolves who’d all followed had done the same.
“Your what?” Stiles demanded, shocked, turning back to Derek.
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- Part 19 of Adara Birthday Celebration
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27 Jan 2026
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There’s No Escape for the Potato Man by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for adara
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
15 Jun 2019
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“Who is this? Where’s Erica?”
“Wrong number, asshole!”
“Stop calling me an asshole,” the man on the other end snapped aggressively.
Stiles could understand. He’d be pretty aggressive too if he’d murdered someone and texted a wrong number to ask for help burying the body. This guy obviously failed How To Be a Serial Killer 101.
“What kind of idiot thinks I murdered someone?”
“The kind of idiot who got your text messages, you fucking dumbass!” he retorted hotly. “Maybe double check your contacts before sending a random stranger details on your nefarious plans to dispose of a freshly cut up body!”
“What?!” the guy on the other end demanded, crossed between horrendously confused and livid.
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24 Jan 2026
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The Best Way to Spread Christmas Cheer is Screaming Loud for all to Hear by SkantySkylar
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
02 Oct 2021
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It's two A.M. College Student Gojo Satoru just wants to run to the store, grab some red bull and snacks, then get back to studying for this exam. The last thing he needs is some random kid clinging to him in the drinks aisle.
"I can't find my Dad."
"Ok. That sounds like a you problem."
"It's an us problem. Because you're gonna help me find him."
Megumi's not so much 'abandoned' by his father in the grocery store as he is 'unfortunately misplaced'. For some strange reason-what could only be divine intervention-Gojo helps the kid set a trap to find his Dad (apparently a box of cigs and free beer is all it takes to attract a man), and ends up meeting Toji Fushiguro: DILF extraordinaire.
Or, the one where Gojo Satoru weasels his way into the Fushiguro family using Megumi as a battering ram to break down Toji's door.
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24 Jan 2026
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There was no way. No fucking way!
He motioned the door with one hand, pointing at it almost hesitantly. “You live here?”
“Yeah.” Stiles smiled up at him, but it faded at the look he saw on Derek’s face. Derek didn’t even know what his face looked like, but he was sure it was horrible.
“Right here?” he asked, wanting confirmation. “In this unit? Are you sure?”
Stiles gave him a weird look. “Yeah, I’m sure, why are you oh my God!” he blurted out, eyes widening while he gaped up at Derek. “Oh my God, you’re my roommate! We’re roommates! You’re the person I’m living with! It’s you!”
(SNYE - January 15th - Roommates)
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- Part 15 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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21 Jan 2026
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Your Pain is My Pain (So Stop Being So F#@$ing Clumsy!) by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
16 Dec 2017
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“Wouldn’t it be hilarious if it was you?” Scott asked, looking between Stiles and Derek with a grin. “You turned eighteen yesterday. Derek got his soulmate yesterday.”
“Dude!” Stiles insisted, horrified, at the same time Derek snapped, “No!”
“I think it’d be sweet,” Talia said from the head of the table. “You’ve known one another for a long time, and this would certainly solve the Werewolf problem.”
“Derek is not my soulmate,” Stiles insisted. “I mean, look at him!” He motioned Derek. “He’s all grumpy and sourwolfish, and I mean, yeah, he’s great to look at, with the stubble and the working out, and face of a God sculpted out of stone and all that, and arms that could definitely carry me damsel-in-distress style whenever he wanted and what was I talking about again?” He turned back to Talia. “I think I lost my train of thought.”
(SNYE - January 13th - Mates)
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- Part 13 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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18 Jan 2026
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Quack (Stiles Stop Calling It That) by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
22 Sep 2019
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“Stiles, I’m serious, I need a favour.”
“That sounds like a trap,” Stiles Stilinski muttered sleepily into both his pillows. “You know,” he continued when the man in his room made no move to leave, “you’d think I’d be used to this. My dad, coming into my room, smacking my ass to get me out of bed, waking me up at the ass crack of dawn—”
“It’s almost one.”
“—waking me up at the ass crack of one,” Stiles continued without missing a beat, “and asking for a favour. Given my life growing up with you, you’d think I’d be used to this by now. I think the reason this hits so hard now is that I specifically bought my own apartment so that you couldn’t wake me up at the ass crack of dawn—”
“Stiles, it’s almost one.”
“—so that you couldn’t wake me up at the ass crack of one.”
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18 Jan 2026
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Puzzle Pieces by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for kalika_999
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
01 Jun 2020
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“Okay.” Stiles glanced at his phone, wincing at the battery being close to ten percent. It was probably time to call Scott. Turning off the flashlight, mostly to save battery and kind of freaking out over how dark it was—though the half-moon reflecting off the snow helped a bit—he opened his contacts with shaking hands and scrolled through to Scott’s name. Once he hit it, he put the phone to his ear, looking around, and froze.
The phone rang in his ear, but his eyes were locked on something big and moving through the trees.
Oh no. Oh no, no, no.
If that was a fucking bear, Stiles was fucked!
The line kept ringing and ringing, but Scott didn’t answer. Eventually his voicemail picked up and Stiles very slowly lowered the phone and hung up without looking, eyes still on the dark shape in the trees. He glanced down for only a second to turn on the flashlight function again, then lifted it ever so slowly upwards, and felt his breath freeze in his lungs.
It was a wolf.
It was a motherfucking wolf.
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16 Jan 2026
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Words Cannot Espresso How Much You Bean to Me by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
02 Dec 2018
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“You’re late,” Derek informed him coldly, jaw clenched. He barely even moved his mouth to speak. This guy was seriously scary.
And because Stiles was suicidal, he said, “No, I’m Stiles.”
The look he got could’ve curdled milk. Stiles even noticed that Derek’s muscles were tensing, arms bulging even more and wow this guy was scary and hot but mostly scary holy shit.
“You’re not funny,” Derek informed him coldly.
Stiles shrugged. “I think that’s a matter of opinion.”
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15 Jan 2026
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Derek’s eyes narrow and Stiles knows he’s fucked up royally, because between one heartbeat and the next, Derek’s pinning him down with one hairy, strong arm.
He practically crawls his way up Stiles’ body, as Stiles scrambles back on the couch to get further away from him, still raising the bowl of candy above his head.
Derek, with a huff of victory finally gets level with Stiles’ face. He reaches up for the bowl again but where Derek’s strong, Stiles is gangly, and it’s still just out of Derek’s reach.
Stiles shoves Derek’s elbow out from under him and he collapses down on top of Stiles with a surprised oomph.
“Can’t get me Derek, I’m the whacky, inflatable arm waving-man,” Stiles laughs delightedly, right in Derek’s face.
Derek’s really close face. His incredibly handsome, stubbly face, a face that is inches away from his own face.
Fuck balls.
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06 Jan 2026
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Stiles is Alpha bait.
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27 Dec 2025
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JJ slips an arm over his shoulders then, knocking Shane off centre. “Why do you look so serious?,” he pokes at Shane’s side.
Because I have a tramp stamp that says my ass is property of the other team’s captain, is not something Shane can say out loud, so he just goes with, “Raiders home game, you know? Feeling the pressure.”
JJ nods seriously, “yes, lots riding on this. Rozanov is just ahead of you in goals this season, yes?”
“For now,” Shane mutters.
“You will not let him finish first,” JJ declares, clapping him on the back when they reach their locker room.
He never does, Shane thinks./
Shane gets drunk, and gets a tattoo. Ilya gets turned on.
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24 Dec 2025
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An Offer You Can't Refuse by AvoidingAverage
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
09 Feb 2024
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“Are you one of the Butcher’s pack? I don’t smell him on you.”
The question sent a frisson of unease through him. The truth was that if he did belong to the Kaer pack, he would be marked by his alpha. An alpha’s mark would ensure his safety and add legitimacy to everything he did. A pack and a family, all in one. Even the Butcher of Blaviken would keep the members of his pack safe or die protecting them.
Once upon a time, Jaskier had had that. Once upon a time, he’d imagined the day when he would become an alpha himself and care for his own pack.
Now he knew, all of those dreams were nothing more than a fairytale.
_______________________________Or, the Mafia/Werewolf AU no one asked for.
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23 Dec 2025