WeBothKnowThisIsTrash



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    "You're just like sleeping beauty," Mal says as she slings an arm over Carlos' shoulder. "But instead of being a slumbering princess, you're a dude in love with his best friend. And instead of waking up, you'll be growing back a dick." She pauses and puts a finger to her lip. "And instead of true love's kiss, it's true love's fuck session." She sighs at Carlos' bewildered expression. "Maybe that was a bad example."

    (Based off a Tumblr prompt: Carlos takes the truth gummy (he asked Mal for it so he could confess his feelings to Jay) but the spell goes wrong and the next day when he wakes up his boy parts are gone, now he has a pretty pink pussy (that's all, he's still a boy otherwise). Mal tells him she found out the only way he can change back is by having sex. ")

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    Gary groaned into his pillow, and ignored the look that Rank had shot his way. Two fucking hours of his life wasted on going through online dictionaries just to learn that Parker introduced himself like a normal fucking human being.

    He had figured it out, he could close the laptop, forget about it all and go to sleep. But… He could also go through the fingerspelled alphabet, just in case Parker needed to spell something to him again. It would be easier that way, that's all. It didn’t mean anything more.

    He didn’t close his laptop until he had all the letters of the alphabet memorized.

    or; gary barkovitch finds one person on campus who doesnt immediately hate him and he is determined to change that. even if it means learning a new language

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    Octavia always knew she was destined for greater things, even before she had died and awakened in this strange Rome that she does not recognize. She had tried being a wife and mother once…

    Never again. Apparently that life was not meant for someone of the likes of her. No, the place where she belongs is here, in the army, serving her beloved country just like any good and upstanding Roman citizen. So she may have to skirt around the fact that she may or may not be a man, but this is only a small stepping stone in the large and glorious staircase that leads up to her true destiny. She endures it, adamant on living this second life of hers HER way, the way SHE wants it to be. So far, it’s going pretty well for her, if she does say so herself.

    That is… until she meets a certain blonde-haired cowgirl. Then everything she once thought to be true instantly crumbles down all around her, leaving her stranded and feeling just as lost as before.

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    “Come here,” Jack instructs again before surveying him. “Actually, before you do— Take the rest of that off, would you?”

    Glancing down at his shorts, riding high and tight on his thick thighs, Robby asks, “What, really? Why?”

    “Why?” Jack asks, kicking out to run his heel down Robby’s thigh to his knee, barely able to reach with how long his legs are, still so far away from him. “Now you’re just asking stupid questions.” With a little kick to Robby’s thigh, he says, “Off. Clearly my words aren’t getting through to you, so shut me up, sit on my face, and let me show you how fucking hot you are.”

    for day seventeen of the pitt kinktober: face-sitting.

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    It all starts with Parker calling Barkovitch a "bad dog."

    Things spiral from there.

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