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Don't you dare look at me that way by WalmartNoodle
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
12 Jun 2024
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“Kill me,”
“What?” exclaimed Haibara “It’s not that bad!”
“No, it's worse actually,” Kento said, face still pressed to his hands “ I’ve never been more humiliated in my life”
“But nothing even happened?”
“You don’t get it” Kento continued, moving one of his hands so that he could look at Haibara with one eye “Just the fact that I developed a crush on Gojo Satoru is humiliation enough”
“You’re so dramatic”
Or; Nanami Kento finds himself with an embarrassing and hopeless crush on Gojo Satoru, he knows it will amount to nothing, but seeks advice on how to deal with it.
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I don't think I could stand to be where you don't see me by WalmartNoodle
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
24 May 2023
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"It's like a cut," one of the people managing resources told him, "Like a deep cut that takes a long time to heal and is in an inconvenient spot, every time you move it bleeds, and you had to suture it so it would stop bleeding, and now the suture pulls at your skin. Weeks pass and it hurts less, but every time you move your arm the cut aches, and then months pass and the scar itches and aches on bad days. After years you forget the scar is there, only to look down from time to time and remember it again."
It was such a human answer, and Vash was used to cuts that healed quickly and momentary pain. But there was something in that he understood, or at least Vash thinks he understood, it didn't help, but it named things he did not know needed to be named.Or, Vash thinks about the people he lost after the fall and the people he could lose, and learns how to care again.
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This joint is out of this world by mustardlord, WalmartNoodle
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
12 May 2023
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Keith was on his way to the meeting room when he felt he was zooming in and everything was going by way too quick. "Holy shiiiiiit." He whispered, talking to himself, hoping no one was around to hear it. And he couldn't be too sure, his field of vision was much smaller and he was dropping frames every time he turned his head, he felt like he was in minecraft with low fps.
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Keith gets high on accidental contraband and tries to keep it a secret until he fails miserably.
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But he had to, he had to, whatever they said of his father and whatever shame he felt in so marring his legacy. The deaths could not continue. Magic was not so rare as the nobility wanted to believe. At least a third of Camelot’s population were sorcerers, or had the capability to become so, an absurd number for a kingdom that steadily lost such kinds to execution and magical attacks. It was as though magic was being called here, centered in his kingdom, and he could not fight it any longer.
The Disir had given him a choice, and he stood by his answer. He’d gone in alone before them and left with a new vow.
Magic would be free, and Arthur would honor its gods.
"The Disir" rewrite
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22 Feb 2026
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A Collection of Queer Photography by Jonathan Byers by schrijverr
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
02 May 2023
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Jonathan turns into a famous photographer, however he took more photos during the late 80s and early 90s. Photos of his family. These photos featured queerness at their center and could not be published. Now, some years in the future these stories can be told, so he publishes them in a book with the writing of Nancy.
This is that book, this is their story
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02 Jan 2026
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“Well, uh,” Roz starts, sounding somewhat embarrassed. “We just wanted to let you know—you’re the first to find out, of course, Gorgug, because you’re the most important person that this pertains to, and we really think-“
“We’re having a baby!” Gorbag cheers, and Gorgug fully drops his crystal on his dad’s head.
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01 Nov 2025
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won’t let this build up inside of me by mahbecks
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
16 Mar 2025
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Satoru sags against Suguru and - to his very great embarrassment - sobs, even as he feels so, so satisfied.
Because what the fuck?
What the fuck, that’s what it’s supposed to feel like? That’s what he’s been missing all these years? No wonder people got upset when he left mid-way through a blow job. No fucking shit they’d been irritated that he’d blown them off.
But no. That’s not it.
Suguru hadn’t made him feel good because he was really good at sex; he’d made Satoru feel so good because he was Suguru, because he is all Satoru wants, all that he needs - and the weight of that finally settling in and hitting home is heavy.
Satoru Gojo’s always had trouble connecting with other people; he’s never really felt that spark with anyone before, even as he’s desperately sought it out.
But then Shoko suggests he looks at the connections he already has, and it all clicks.
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31 Jul 2025
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let’s live for the ritual by mahbecks
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
13 Jan 2025
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“Are you going to kill me, Satoru?” Suguru asks, the words dripping from his tongue like honey. “You should. I’ve done a lot of terrible things.”
“I guess that depends,” he replies, his voice surprisingly even. “Do you regret any of them?”
Suguru’s smile deepens. “No.”
Suguru Geto defects from jujutsu society in 2007, after killing one hundred and twelve non-sorcerers in a remote village in northern Japan.
He returns in 2016, a suitcase in one hand and two thirteen year old girls hanging onto the other.
Understandably, this causes a few issues.
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30 Jul 2025