6 Works by Volitan
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The band members were setting up some sort of ritual in the centre of the great hall. Murderface was walking in a circle, using a little wooden scoop to remove large salt crystals from a glass jar and carefully sprinkle them on the floor. Pickles was lighting a selection of tealight candles, complaining as he repeatedly managed to catch his finger ends on the little flames.
"Seriously, is this ritual translated right?" Nathan asked as he entered the room.
"Finland roadies says shoulds be good." Skwisgaar chipped in.
"Da internet saids we gots it's right." Toki supplied.
"Yeah, but the internet is full of bullshit and porn..." Nathan commented, setting up an enormous leather-bound tome on a stand, pinning the translation next to it.
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- Part 2 of Memoirs From Mordhaus
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The end is the beginning of the memoirs from Mordhaus.
A folio of works that catalogue the general insanity of Dethklok with very little rhyme, reason or continuity.
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- Part 1 of Memoirs From Mordhaus
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Baffled at the events taking place outside the tour bus, Bloodtide's drummer turned to Dethklok: "Erm... sirs, your roadies are... well, they're singing." The entire support band went to their nearest window and opened it.
"Yeaaaah, they do thet, dood, keeps 'em happy." Pickes clarified, sipping from his beer bottle.
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Charles lifted the handset of his desk phone to his ear and dialled the appropriate extension for the Gibson R&D department in the dungeon: "Precisely. Why. Was. I. Not. Informed. Of. This. Development. Sooner?"
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- English
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- 867
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Italy didn't qualify for the Football World Cup...
"Italian media are likening this to an apocalypse." Charles tried to explain.
"We is survivings one of dose, what ams problems?" Toki chirped.
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- English
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- 1,080
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- 1/1
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Commodore Sue Sylvester has a plan to give some of her students the opportunity to see what Star Fleet is really like.