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When Sherlock told John Watson that he didn’t have any friends, he only had one, he wasn’t lying. Aurella McCoy wasn’t a friend, she was his sister-in-law. His brother simply hadn’t formalized it yet. Or even caught on that he had his “goldfish” at all. Sherlock really needed to do something about that. After he figured out how to get John to call him his parter in a more formal sense. Priorities after all.
NOT ABANDONED, JUST UNDER THE AO3 CURSE
(Update 02/24/26: Currently editing this fic so that some things are clearer. Nothing is changing though, just some edits! More chapters should be coming soon!)
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Lucifer can feel another wave of depression coming in, and he had never let anyone see him like this is in a thousand years, and he fears of what Alastor might think.
He tries to conceal it all, but it will eventually become too much.Radioapple week day 1: broken
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18 Feb 2026
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“Fancy seeing you still around, Alastor,” Lucifer called. Alastor made no indication that he’d even noticed his presence, and Lucifer pursed his lips in annoyance. “Hey jackass, are you ignoring me? What are you—”
Lucifer cut himself short. Now that he was closer, it was incredibly apparent why the taller man was unresponsive. Alastor’s back was pressed against the wall; one hand was shakily gripping his staff and nearly driving it into the floor and the other was clutching at the front of his shirt. He was hyperventilating, breaths coming in high-pitched wheezes and far too quickly to be normal, and he was crying, tears streaming down his face at an alarming rate.
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In which Alastor has a panic attack in the middle of the hallway, and Lucifer doesn’t know what to do except teleport them both into his bedroom.
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- Part 2 of The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known
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18 Feb 2026
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The first time he meets the devil, Alastor is twenty-one years old.
It is not the last time, though it does set the course for everything that follows. It is where it all begins.
A canon divergence AU, beginning with a very different first meeting.
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17 Feb 2026
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“Nothing!” Alastor waves his hand dismissively. “Your pancakes are fine. In fact, they look delicious, and I’d eat them if I liked sweet things.”
“Then what the fuck is the problem?”
Alastors spins around, grinning. He looks pleased that Lucifer had asked that, and Lucifer suddenly regrets ever acknowledging this bastard’s presence. “They’re yours.”
Lucifer makes pancakes and Alastor keeps making jabs at him about his wife missing. They definitely get along!
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16 Feb 2026
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Alastor has always been an opportunist. When a good opportunity falls into his lap like a red apple fell onto Sir Isaac Newton's head, he'll take it and use it to his best benefit. But the thing Alastor finds a little bit pathetic about himself is that, unfortunately, he IS also an Altruist. Besides, sometimes replanting that apple, making it grow and thrive, could bring him more benefits than gorging on it the second he gets it.
Written after s2e5 and s2s6 aired! So spoilers up to then, but not for future episodes!
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