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Tobirama has always had a problem with his scent.
Or rather—everyone else has had a problem with it.
When they were at war, it had been a significantly lesser point of contention. Not many had the time, nor the energy, to focus on how a shinobi smelled among the putrid tang of blood and rot that so often overtook the battlefield.
Toka had even called it a positive, once. “It must be quite jarring,” she had said, “To look over and see your clan slaughtered, surrounded by the smell of vanilla and caramelized sugar.”
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19 Feb 2026
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The Ghost Caught in Winter's Web by dumaniizz
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Feb 2026
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Peter Parker is a ghost in his own story...
Months after the spell that erased him from everyone’s memory, he’s living in the shadows; no ID, no support, no one left to save. He works three under-the-table jobs, patrols at night in a suit held together by desperation, and survives on barely edible food and sheer willpower. His healing factor is failing. His body is crashing. And he’s not sure how much longer he can keep going.
Then he runs into Bucky Barnes. THE Winter Soldier.
Peter slips. Says too much. Moves too fast. And Bucky, who shouldn’t remember him, starts asking questions. Questions that could unravel everything.
Now Peter’s spiraling, terrified that one moment of recognition could collapse the universe all over again. With nowhere left to turn, he makes a choice: break into Avengers Tower, patch up his suit, and maybe, just maybe, survive one more night.
Before he collapses. For good.
Inspired by: Empty Jr, radnasty on YT, Kaylee Jaye, & Others. (The idea has been rotting in my head for too long. Sorry.)
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16 Feb 2026
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Fucking Whitaker. He has this thing about downplaying everything, and Trinity can’t stand it. First it was him being literally homeless described as “being in-between places,” then his semi-abusive dad “who did his best,” and now this "ex-boyfriend who wasn't nice to me".
It’s like he doesn’t want anyone to think he’s capable of being hurt.
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Or: Ex-Amish Whitaker is taken advantage of during his early years after leaving the faith by someone manipulative. Years later, Dennis thinks he’s in the clear, but it all comes to a head when his stalker ex makes a sudden appearance. It'll take the entire Pitt department to help keep him safe.Series
- Part 9 of Ex-Amish Whitaker
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09 Feb 2026
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Dennis Whitaker was raised to believe that suffering meant devotion. Taught that his body was a sin before he was taught how to survive it. Years later, homeless and desperately clawing his way through med school, he is still learning the difference between devotion and punishment. Jack and Robby enter his life without scripture and demands. Everything is wrong.
or Dennis has a major fear of alphas taking advantage of his situation due to his family teachings which leads to him being unable to see Jack and Robbys good intentions. Lots of patience and lots of love at the end.
Updates every weekend!
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31 Jan 2026
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But Elliot made a crucial mistake, he may have killed his dad, but he did not kill Mecha Man.
Because the Mecha Man Armor was sitting in his dad’s garage right now, absent of a pilot to put it to use. People may be mourning that Mecha Man is dead, but they are also expecting a new Mecha Man to appear.
And this mantle falls to him to pick up.
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When Elliot Connors shot Robbie Robertson, Robert was only 11 years old. Instead of going to therapy or continuing schooling. Robert dedicates himself to becoming Mecha Man in his father’s absence. This leads to a 15 year old Robert being the Mecha Man that the SDN and Team Z will have the misfortune of dealing with.
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04 Feb 2026