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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Zanka realizes hurting Jabber feels better than hurting himself. Jabber follows him because he just wants to get his ass beaten.

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    24 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    Jabber makes Zanka feel wanted in the most backwards kind of way. Not in the way Enjin does: useful, supported, good lad, folded into a tight team that actually cares if he's breathing. Safe and stable and predicable. 

    Jabber's wanting is different. It's feral. The wanting that says: you're interesting 'cause you can hurt me real nice. And I'm interested 'cause you can take it.

    It's not…good.

    It's probably not healthy, either. 

    It doesn't matter. It wedges its way under Zanka's ribs into a private part of himself he swore he'd never touch.
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    An exploration into relationships, mindset and hurt.

    It's no surprise to me, I am my own worst enemy.

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    23 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    Alastor pressed the call button for the elevator, smirking over his shoulder as he waited. “I have a feeling about you.”

    “A feeling about me?” Vincent’s brows pinched together. “What kind of feeling?”

    “That you’re not as much of a guppy as that pin of yours implies. Time will tell, though.” The elevator doors opened and Alastor stepped in. He gave Vincent an affirming nod. “Good luck, Mr. Whittman. Don’t let those sharks smell blood on you.”

    As the doors closed, Vincent’s fingers fiddled with the pin. “It’s… a goldfish.”

    Alastor finds a spark in newcomer Vincent Whittman that he wishes to nurture.

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    20 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Dr. Vincent Whittman is a marine biologist who should be writing a grant proposal—but instead, he’s binge-listening to “Southern Strange”, a podcast by the ridiculously charming Alastor Hartfelt. One episode turns into twenty, and suddenly Vincent is convinced he’s studying podcasters instead of bull sharks…and also possibly falling in love.

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    19 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    Donnie stared at his brother in horror. It was bad enough seeing his family torn apart like this, but he’d thought he knew what he was getting into.
    He was wrong. Utterly, despicably, irrevocably wrong.

    This wasn’t the future Casey had come from.

    This… this was something else entirely.

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    Or: Donnie gets into some shenanigans, 2003 style. Because banishment from Witch Town wasn’t good enough- one of the village’s residents wanted him to feel the pain he caused.

    (Inspired by tavrosnitram12 on Tumblr)

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    17 Feb 2026