Underrated_Kermit
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"Sozo, Sozo stop! Enough with the mushrooms, go back to what you just said BEFORE. When you tripped, what did you see?"
The ant twitched here and there, eyes shifting around in an erratic coked frenzy. Then settled back on Lamb, laughing, as if he weren't about to shift their entire reality into a rock slide.
"Why, Sozo saw YOU! But you were not you, you were different! You didn't greet Sozo like friend, you wore strange garbs and light followed you! Why play such pranks on Sozo? Sozo not stupid, Sozo knows you are the only lamb here!"
Something like cold air went through their throat too fast, choking from the pure and raw shock that ricocheted from their heart to their head.
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Lamb had assumed they were the last of their kind, the Bishops had said as much when they brought them to the chopping block. Yet, as it turns out, there remained one other lamb of their flock. The only problem? The two of them couldn't be more different if they tried. How is a cult leader and a saint supposed to get along?
Saint!Reader AU
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10 Jan 2026
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Waterboy gets struck with the new and improved superhero aphrodisiac while out on a call. Too bad his team is all too eager to come to his aid and help him get it out of his system.
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A.K.A. Waterboy gets banged by the gang.
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I really liked this fic called "take him down, pass him around," by neo_the_neon_light about Robert getting 1v1'd by the team and wanted to do smt similar, so this is heavily inspired by that. (If the creator reaches out I'll take it down)Chap 1: Robert,
Chap 2: Prism + Flambae,
Chap 3: Malevola,
Chap 4: Blonde Blazer -
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Omega Herman goes around obliviously showering everyone with attention and the consequences that brings.
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Z-team's guide to taking care of an unhealthy omega by Friendly_Neighborhood_Yandere_Fan
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
25 Dec 2025
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Robert didn't really have the best experiences with alphas growing up. His father being the primary source. So he learned to push his instincts down. So, when the Z-teams bet pushes Robert into heat a few days to early. They are more then ready to help him through it.
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As a joke, Robert had promised his team kisses if they managed to get stellar results on their calls.
The heroes might have missed the "joking" part of the deal though.
(Also feat a little RoydBert at the start because i see an alarming lack of Royd love, y'all are wasting a perfectly good sweetheart over here /jk)
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- Part 1 of HR Violations