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    Cold Hands, Warm Heart by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    28 Feb 2022

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    “If the body can’t warm up, then things get uh, b-bad?”

     

    Mobei-jun cuts him a look that’s made for slaughter. “What does that mean?”

     

    “A-ah, it’s called hypothermia, my king.”

     

    “And you die once it happens.”

     

    Again, not a question. “You can.” When Mobei-jun makes an absolutely terrifying face, Shang Qinghua hastens to add, “But not instantly! Y-you can actually recover from it, if the hypothermia doesn’t progress too far.”

     

    “How far?” Mobei-jun growls.

     

    “There are f-f-f-five stages,” Shang Qinghua shivers out, lips numb. “The fifth stage is death.”

     

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    Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun have their spiritual powers sealed before getting dumped in a white-out snowstorm. Mobei-jun quickly learns that humans are far more susceptible to the cold than he thought.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    so you have a bad day by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    19 Apr 2020

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    Shang Qinghua is not stupid.

    It does not take a genius to know what it means when you ask a servant where your lord has left to and they readily supply the name of an exclusive brothel in between the two realms. Especially when it's after your utterly disastrous first time together.

    So he goes away for a bit to clear his head. And promptly gets kidnapped.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    I Wish You Were My Husband by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù  

    21 Feb 2019

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    AU based on The Dreamer in the Spring Boudoir (familiarity with that story's not required).

    Wherein Shen Yuan transmigrates into a harem intrigues romance novel (gay edition), Yue Qingyuan really fucks up, Liu Qingge is not suitable for his job, and no one even remotely sees Luo Binghe coming.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    To Conquer an Emperor by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    18 Oct 2024

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    Transmigrating into the stallion novel he hates most is bad enough, but why did it have to be into the body of one of the protagonist's wives? Shen Yuan spends exactly two months dealing with harem intrigues, sullen maids and his husband utterly ignoring him before he decides to go on an extended holiday. Very extended. Surely no one will care if he just forgets about being married and becomes a cultivator, right?

    (In which Luo Binghe goes on a quest to bring his errant husband home and Shen Yuan takes him on an adventure instead.)

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    Fully illustrated by @_sunshine_dies_

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    07 Feb 2026

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    Mourning Robes by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    23 Apr 2020

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    Wei Wuxian was to marry the second son of the Lan Clan. He wasn't blood related to the Jiang's, so he was easily used as a bartering piece for an alliance. Shocked by his abrupt uprooting, Wei Wuxian finds himself spiraling and hopeless the more he realizes that GusuLan could never be his home, just as YunmengJiang will never be his home again.
    All alone, Wei Wuxian has to accept his fate, because there's nothing else he can do.

     

    Now translated to Spanish!

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    05 Feb 2026