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    Miguel had always known of Robby Keene - the black and yellow sheep of an all Gryffindor family. But when faced with the harsh reality of the boy's life, Miguel must decide whether to side with his housemates or to protect his newfound friend. No matter the risk to his own reputation.

    A love story.

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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    "Thing is," he begins, "I've been thinking."

    Edwin's clearly biting back an automatic "careful" in response, bless him. Charles' lips tug up as if he hears it anyway.

    "Seeing you, stepping out there in the way you have been. It's proper inspiring. And I reckon, if you can start to grow up after thirty years, then maybe I can too."

     

    After a walk on Christmas Eve, Charles takes the first step into forever.

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    17 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    Charles knew the case would affect them both, yeah. He just thought it'd be something they'd share a little look about, maybe read some Max Carrados afterwards just for the sake of nostalgia but that's not at all what happens.

    Edwin doesn't say much after the case is closed— not on the walk back, which Edwin had insisted on and not when they finally find themselves back at the office after their journey home.

    Charles has his back to the door so he can't help but flinch at the loud slam of what he assumes is Edwin's notebook against the surface of his desk. He whips around, eyes wide and his incorporeal heart pounding in his chest at the sudden and uncharacteristic burst of anger.

    "Edwin? What the hell was that, mate?"

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    16 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 50

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    “I think,” the Cat King begins, lowly. “You want to know what he tastes like.” He runs his tongue over his bottom lip and smiles. “You want to know…what he feels like. And you’re pissed off, because I know.” He shrugs, nonchalantly. “And you don’t.”

    Or: Edwin fell “first.” Charles falls screaming, bleeding, crawling, scratching and biting; knees bloody, spitting out teeth, and picking gravel out of his palms. But, like, it’s all fine, really.

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    06 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    It never once occurred to Charles Rowland that he might know more about ghost rules than Edwin Payne.

    He also never anticipated that their latest client, some poor bloke whose vampy partner got a little too overzealous while trying to turn him and ended up sucking him dry, would ask them, “Can ghosts still, you know, have a wank?”

    “Sure,” Charles says with a shrug, just as Edwin exclaims, “Absolutely not!”

    Charles discovers that Edwin has not been taking full advantage of their ghostly abilities, so he offers to lend a helping hand.

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    04 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    Set after the Byers moved to California.

    Mike loves El. Right…? I mean, he’s been with her since he was 12 but something about holding her hand, kissing her, holding her feels…off? He can’t help but wish it was a certain someone.

    Will can’t shake the feeling that Mike wants nothing to do with him, he sends Mike letter after letter yet receives nothing in return, whereas El, she has a whole binder of Mikes letter.

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    21 Jan 2026