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Fixer-Upper by MachineFey
Fandoms: He Who Fights With Monsters - Shirtaloon | Travis Deverell
17 Feb 2026
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Welcome User!
Congratulations! Due to surprising the Reaper with unprompted self-sacrifice, and unscripted death time.
The Reaper has bestowed 'Sacrifices Second Chance' onto you. You have been granted a Second Chance.
Due to positive and negative points accrued throughout your previous life, you have been designated the model [Fixer-Upper], which most closely matches your name, gender, and soul departure time.
Fixer-Upper (Thadwick Mercer) has been assigned to User (Thadius “Thad” Haven).
Make sure to adjust this model's projected fate. You won’t surprise the Reaper twice.
Racial adjustment has been assigned and prompted. Model (Thadwick Mercer) has been re-imaged from Human Interface to Outworlder Interface. Outworlder Racial Gifts have been assigned. To view Racial Gift access Help Desk.
Help Desk is currently unavailable.
“Thadwick Mercer?!?” He said out loud. “That A**, from the web-novel? WHAT THE ABSOLUTE F**K!”
Okay, so he’s not dead, but being Thadwick Mercer isn’t much better. And thus begins one man's journey to escape a fate worse than death.
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14 Feb 2026
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Te Kelir At Oyacyir - The Will to Live by MyDirtyLittleSecret
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jango Fett Open Seasons (Comics), Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett (TV), The Mandalorian (TV)
31 Jan 2026
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02 Feb 2026
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Harry has a Potions accident on his 25th birthday
Where does he wake up?
What does he do?
Is he alone?
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22 Jan 2026
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Obi-Wan Kenobi, sometimes known as Ben Ohnaka, returns to Mandalore at last from his 90 day sojourn to Jedha with Jaster Mereel and a few choice other Mandalorians, plus one dual citizen of Mandalore and Alderaan. Some Jedi and a few vintners have already arrived. Some Jedi and a few pirates have yet to arrive.
Shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 8 of (You're Welcome!)
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16 Jan 2026
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Pure Calculation by evilphrog
Fandoms: He Who Fights With Monsters - Shirtaloon | Travis Deverell
25 Jul 2025
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That was too much. These were the final warning signs. He needed to get out. He forced his hands over his ears, digging his fingers into the soft flesh hard enough to reassure him they weren’t moving. In the same motion, he jumped out of his seat, stumbling over Belinda as he ran to the storage room at the end of the bus. He managed to find a quiet corner wedged between two large crates. It was dark, and cool, and the only sound he could hear was that of his own muttering. “Wait for Jason. Wait for Jason. Wait for Jason.”
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- Part 15 of Slowly, then all at once
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13 Jan 2026