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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    "I'm not going to jump, but if I were, hearing you hum Third Eye Blind's 'Jumper' while we stand here is not the deterrent that you think it is, Walsh."

    She could apologize or be embarrassed or focus on the part where he said that he had no plans to launch himself off the hospital roof today. Instead, Walsh deadpans, "When I saw Robby ride in on his midlife crisis traumatic brain injury last week, I serenaded him with 'Motorcycle Drive By' in the parking lot. You are not that special, Abbot."

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    09 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 70

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    "You have my credentials in there like it's a CV, you weirdo! All that you're missing is my NPI number!"

    "Well, how do you have me saved on your phone?" Walsh opens her contact card for him and flips the screen around so he can see Jack Abbot, ER douche. Frowning, he asks, "How is that better? If anything, it might be worse!"

    "At least it doesn't look like I hacked LinkedIn for your personal information."

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    09 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    It's not that Walsh wants to be mean, but she's too annoyed to be Florence Nightingale by way of Florence Henderson. If Abbot could go a month without getting stabbed or impaled, she'd commission Christina Tosi to make the celebratory cake.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    "Congrats again on the award; you deserve it." And with that, she disappeared into the crowd.

    Probably off to go plan how to hit on Jack. Jack, who this random doctor wanted to have sex with. Here. At the conference.

    Intellectually, Robby knew that was what people did at these things. Drunken hookups at conferences were common, though often denied, if not regretted. Robby had never partaken because that was not his speed, but Jack—

    Well, Jack had no such qualms. And at an ED medical conference, he was basically a rockstar. He could probably have anyone he wanted.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    "You ever need help, and I'm not there-"

    "Why wouldn't you be there?"

    "You call Uncle Steve."

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    Morgan tried to sort out step one. What the hell was step two?

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    25 Dec 2025