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A freak accident involving marinara sauce
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“Is someone else hurt?”
“Not…anymore?"
“Not anymore?”
“He’s dead. I killed him.”
“Shit off .” He says vehemently, “That is a sick fucking joke. Tell me what’s going on right now.”
“I am telling you. Patrick, I’m a - I'm a vampire, you see. And I just killed a man. But I didn't entirely mean to, if that helps at all?”
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14 Oct 2025
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When Pat Butcher answers an ad for a spacious room in a modest house (£200pm, bills included?!), he’s not sure exactly what to expect. And then he arrives and the house is actually a mansion and the owner - the elusive and mysterious Captain - is more than a bit strange. He keeps odd hours, he talks to himself, he’s always a bit sickly, he never really eats much, and he’s always wearing that old uniform.
It makes no difference to Pat though; everyone's got their stuff and a house is a house after all. Maybe one day he’ll look back at this fondly as the beginning of an unlikely friendship.This is a comedy, I promise (except for when it's not).
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- Part 1 of the quick and the dead
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14 Oct 2025
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The war is over and James and Anthony have finally found a way to be together at last.
Vignettes of a quiet life that might have been.
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14 Oct 2025
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When the ghosts are mysteriously ressurected, life at Button House only gets more chaotic. Asking, how do you live in a world that wasn't built for you? How do you find meaning in a cold uncaring universe? And what does the Captain eat for breakfast?
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14 Oct 2025
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“[Mike] opened his mouth to reply but had to pause as nausea took hold of him. He swallowed thickly against the acidic feeling in his chest, against the bile that stung at the back of his throat.
Alison squinted up at him. “Mike? Are you alright?”
There were bright spots upon his vision. He tried to blink them away.
“I’m fine, why?”
“You’ve sort of—” Alison chewed at her lip, concerned. “Well, you’ve sort of got—”
“Good heavens, why can’t I move?” a deep, clipped voice asked. Mike looked over his shoulder, bewildered. Where the hell had that come from?”
Mike gets possessed by the Captain, who cannot seem to figure out his newly discovered power. Trapped together in one body, they must learn to co-exist. Not getting in each other’s way proves to be impossible, however.
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14 Oct 2025