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Hiromi and Kojiro drink beer, stare at birds, and hug it out as Hiromi opens up about his past.
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A fact about Kojiro Nanjo and his soft, big heart; he was in love with his best friend. And he was an adult, so admitting that was so much more embarrassing than it should be.
It didn’t help that he had been feeling this way for fifteen whole years.
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Kaoru had to double-check his brain. Yup, he definitely put the words ‘Kojiro’ and ‘Husband’ together in a sentence. His brain put the words together and they fit. The words fit better than any puzzle Kaoru had ever solved. What.
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Or, the one where Joe is the perfect husband material and Cherry only realizes that after getting smacked in the head with a longboard.- Language:
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11 Feb 2026
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Everyone would look at Langa’s far away stare, his cold demeanor and less than exuberant speech and think- This guy gives one shit, and one shit only, and it’s entirely dedicated to his continued survival.
They wouldn’t be completely wrong, per say, but also not 100% right.
See, Langa gives a few shits about stuff. His mom (with subcategories, such as, staying employed so he can help at home, doing good in school so he doesn’t worry her, and more), his S friends (he tends to group them in Miya&Shadow -they both interact more with Reki so it's not like he needs to split his attention between them- and Cherry&Joe -who are always together anyway, they might as well fuse into one Mega Skater Adult for all Langa would notice-), Reki (who has his own separated category because of course he does, with multiple sub-parts and side notes), Hobbies (though this tends to fall under Reki or S friends anyway) and… no, actually, that's it.
So he does give a couple of fucks, people got that right. But, as previously stated, all those fucks revolve around things that are firmly not his self preservation.
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09 Feb 2026
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Reki is insecure about his lack of kissing experience. Langa just wants to help him feel like he's good enough, even if teaching Reki to kiss means breaking his own heart.
(yet another practice kissing au)
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24 Jan 2026
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Remus has no idea what he's getting himself into when he takes in a stray.
(a very late submission for moonwater fest 2024!)
PROMPT: "Regulus becomes an animagus but gets stuck in his transformation as a teeny tiny lil kitten. Remus finds him and takes him in, slowly figuring out his new pet is not what he seems (could be Hogwarts or post-Hogwarts)
No MCD, and I’d love for them to be endgame."
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03 Nov 2025
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LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.
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PLEASE DO NOT COPY TO WATTPAD. SERIOUSLY, WHY??
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https://open.spotify.com/user/htl2006/playlist/3z2NbLq2IVGG0NICBqsN2D?si=Liyl_JKJSx2RUqks3p50kg(Compiled by amazing reader, JustAnotherPerson)
DISCLAIMER: I do not support JK Rowling's disgusting transphobic views.
NOTE: I AM NO LONGER READING OR REPLYING TO COMMENTS ON THIS FIC
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- Part 1 of All the Young Dudes
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31 Oct 2025