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    An unusually hot summer quickly escalates into the worst damn summer Peter has ever had, one out of five stars on yelp, zero out of ten dentists recommend. And he isn’t talking about it. Ever. Months later, during an unusually cold November, Tony and Happy are attempting to bond with the kid but don’t understand why the harder they try, the more Peter seems to be pulling away.
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    Or: Four times something bad happens, and three times Peter opens up about it. Because he’ll never ever admit he accidentally broke Tony’s favorite mug.

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    14 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 35

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    Crowley finds a delightful new napping place, Aziraphale gets to spoil his snake demon and a woman learns that insulting the bookshop snake is a great way to ensure you do not have a good time.

    (Or shenangians involving Crowley and bottles)

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    11 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 82

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    Captain Marvel|Billy Batson has to cut down on watchtower duty and favours for leaguers. He accidentally slips up and reveals it's because he has a family now. Instead of interpreting that like a foster kid who's been adopted, they assume he now has a wife and kids.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    “Come again?” Hal asks incredulously. Subtly, he pinches the skin of his elbow to make sure he's not dreaming, but it doesn't dissolve the image of Batman in front of him. If anything, his frown only gets deeper.

    “I need a babysitter,” he repeats.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    “That was a disaster. The press is having a field day.”
    “It wasn’t my fault,” Tony defends. “That Spider-Guy never knows when to shut up. He distracted me.”
    “Your reputation took a blow,” Pepper tells him. “Which will be fixed, of course. I’ve already set it up.”
    “Set what up? What, am I going to make flower arrangements with the elderly?”
    Pepper slides a piece of paper towards him. “Try an orphan. His name is Peter Parker. His biggest dream is to meet you. But…” She hesitates.
    “But?”
    “Apparently he doesn’t talk much. Sometimes not at all. Trauma-related.”
    “A smart kid who doesn’t talk? Perfect combination. If only all my employees were like that.”
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    Or: Between Peter Parker barely speaking, and Spider-Man being the ultimate chatterbox, how was Tony ever supposed to figure out that they were one and the same person?

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    01 Feb 2026