TooDamnManyShadows
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When Alastor died, all he ever wanted was to be free and be entertained. Death was forever, and forever was long and boring. And that boredom had become one thing he truly feared now.
But, as the old saying goes, be careful what you wish for.
Little did he know that one day a child with the smile of pure sunshine was going to be at his door step and somehow drag him into a deeper world of Hell's politics. Not just the battles of Overlords of Pentagram City, but the games played behind the curtains of Hell's seven rings.
One thing is sure though, he was going to be thoroughly entertained.
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12 Jan 2026
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It’s miserably *human* to get attached to things. Disgustingly, revoltingly human. If Alastor could tear it out of himself he would, but it’s hard cutting through roots that have had years to grow strong and fester.
Perhaps he should have brought more than a knife to the bark of a tree.
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01 Jan 2026
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Lucifer has to say, Angel Dust's prideful offence at Alastor's lack of interest in him is amusing... or it would be, if the spider didn't insist on making it his problem.
Sure, he could tempt Alastor into his bed easily enough! But his heart has a bad habit of growing attached, and does he really want to risk falling in love with The Radio Demon, of all people?! Over a dumb bet with Hazbin Hotel's resident Porn Star?
... Turns out, the answer to that is: Yes, he would. Apparently.
He will...
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- Part 6 of An Orchard Of (Radio)Apples
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20 Dec 2025
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Alastor has always been an opportunist. When a good opportunity falls into his lap like a red apple fell onto Sir Isaac Newton's head, he'll take it and use it to his best benefit. But the thing Alastor finds a little bit pathetic about himself is that, unfortunately, he IS also an Altruist. Besides, sometimes replanting that apple, making it grow and thrive, could bring him more benefits than gorging on it the second he gets it.
Written after s2e5 and s2s6 aired! So spoilers up to then, but not for future episodes!
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09 Dec 2025
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After capturing Lucifer in episode 7, Vox gets pulled away on business before he can connect him to the Might of Lilith... giving Lucifer and Alastor a stolen moment to chat. Alastor has a request - and a promise of something in return.
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08 Dec 2025